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[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
Bad pun is bad.
So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum to see :)
Sara discovers the person in this video and shows off why she’s so enthused. Scott watches in the wings while crying a bit.
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“Isn’t she awesome?” Jubes said after the video on her laptop wound to a halt.
“Uhm,” sais Sahra. “I… would say she’s more… technically correct.”
“Are you kidding? She played it note perfect.”
“Yes, dear, but not emote perfect. Here, I
Read more »Read more »1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread.
Read more »Have you ever noticed that sometimes, when a device is working improperly/not at all, we speak to them in an attempt to get them working? And have you noticed that some people have a much higher rate of success in doing so, to the point that some devices only work around some individuals, and other individuals’ presence seems to inhibit proper function? For instance, as long as I am present, a lot of my friends’ devices function properly. Once
when you slop something together and it immediately gets like 30 notes
when you work hard on something and it gets 2
Reblogging for GPOY
Read more »I have to confess. I have loved The Lone Ranger ever since I was a little kid. I never wanted to be part of its reality, though; I was already a Whovian by then, so I wanted to run off with the Doctor. But that’s not why I’m writing this.
Also, spoilers under the cut.
I love The Lone Ranger still. Those opening bars of The William Tell Overture do something special to my heart. And, yes, I
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“…and the shoulder sprocket connecka to the—” Tony sang.
“KNEE BONE,” sang Sara.
“WHAT THE FLYING HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?” an exasperated Pepper bellowed.
“Came as soon as I could, yo,” said Todd. “You know ‘bout Red Bull, yeah?“
"Oh, we knew about Red Bull,” said Pepper. She was looking a lot manic. “Not a drop of it in the place. Sara ‘tweaked’ the espresso machine so it could
Read more »Kurt, Dr. McCoy, and Rahne discuss/debate/argue about fur care and which of them has the bigger difficulty in handling the problem. Also, there’s a theory in the fandom about Rahne being unable to shave her legs/underarms/etc. because it leaves her wolf-form with awkward bald spots. Is this a fact or a misled rumor? Your call.
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Three mutants were shopping, two wore holograms and all three were stuck in the shampoo aisle.
“Mister Wagner…
Read more »I have a job.
A paying job.
I am now, officially, a journalist [talk about doing things backwards. Most writers start out as journos] for a soon-to-be-released online ladies’ magazine.
I have, over the past week, been working on some articles for it, usually two or three a day.
Today (Thursday) I was told I should be writing “pink and fluffy” pieces.
I must have earned a year off purgatory for not exploding at my best-beloved on a “
Read more »Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Buttersafe [website | twitter | facebook]
Reblogging for MeMum because sheep.
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Thanks! I’ll read it when/if I find a few spare moments :)
Read more »Same challenge as before, only she’s not being literal instead of sarcastic.
[AN: I hope you mean “is being literal” because otherwise, it would just be the same story]
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“Oops.”
“Oh my goodness,” all six Saras chorussed. “Oooh. Echo!”
“This isn’t supposed to happen,” said Jamie.
“I’m well used to things that are not supposed to happen… happening,” said one of the
Read more »Martin Niemöller (via lucidlukasRead more »“When the Nazis came for the communists, I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats, I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists, I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews, I remained silent; I wasn’t a Jew.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.”
I’ve seen various Tumblogs post replies to replies they’ve got to other posts [Yeah, I know, confusing]
And I want to know: How the hell do I do that?
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