oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
I got three good prompts, the last time. Let’s see how many I get this time.
Everyone who reblogs this by February 15th, 2014 will have their URL written on a piece of paper and placed somewhere in New York.
Challenge #00393 - A028:
The Dragon and the Banana
Redscale the Magnificent landed in a clearing near the adorable little village with the thatched-roofed cottages and blew a plume of fire into the air.
“Deliver your gold to me or face the consequences,” she roared.
Her cunning plan was immediately foiled by a native asking, “What’s gold?”
Redscale the Magnificent attempted to explain. “Uh… It’s shiny. Yellow. Comes out of the ground. Most of you squishy
Read more »davidmichaelbennett: Aaaaaaw yeah! You should totes do a cover and finish with congrats for DP :)
gambler-x: flameeliwood: hemospect: maybethings: defira85: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns hurt I am going to send every one of...
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puns hurt
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
Grooooooooooooooooooan
SCREAMS
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
All of these would make eggcellent yokes!!!!
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Reblog if you're a proud member of the Steam powered giraffe fandom
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Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.
Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.
Abbott's decision could reignite a bitter decades long dispute.Australia's Prime Minister is continuing his long tradition of not giving an Eff about what the people really want and getting more money for his buddies.
Please sign the petition. It might do some good.
I signed this. So should you.
Read more »i-jaz: We hope that you will join us and our partners at 1 in 6 and A Call to Men on this very, very important iniative. Again, to learn...
We hope that you will join us and our partners at 1 in 6 and A Call to Men on this very, very important iniative. Again, to learn more visit men.joyfulheartfoundation.org. Thank you. (x)
End ALL forms of sexual abuse
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Challenge #00392 - A027: Interspecies Relationships
“I think its cute how a human’s normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back”
Love is many things, as a great writer once wrote, none of them logical.
This is true across the species, but with the humans? Only more so.
K'iiv had been holding the Noise back until his beloved mammal, Del, was fully awake and not holding anything hot or spill-able.
“I pretty much have to do the thing,
Read more »mumlymag: geekmomblog: (via Women Destroy Science Fiction! This Kickstarter Will Wreck Everything! | GeekMomGeekMom) On January 15,...
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On January 15, Lightspeed Magazine launched a daring plan: an all-women double issue, to appear online and in e-subscription. To fund the project, guest editor Christie Yant and her team set a Kickstarter goal of $5,000. They came up with great rewards and described their goals:
It could be said that women invented science fiction; after all, Mary Shelley wrote what is considered by many to be the
Challenge #00391 - A026: Ride the Pony
It says something about us as a species that we can see the most badass creature in any given biome, the one that not even the top predators will go near, and decide “I am going to ride that.”
They should never have gone planet-side, no matter how much Hwell complained about ‘cabin fever’. And, once they went planet-side, they definitely didn’t have to go on a tour.
And they certainly should never have gone on
Read more »teagator: spacemuffinz: duaneolson: My revolting Rabbit impression and SPG parody of Chim Chim Cheree I've listened to this about 30...
bee-the-gatekeeper: rabbit-just-smashed-your-window: shitloadofsquirrels: morrissarty: infinitymechanisms: infinitymechanisms: baby...
rabbit-just-smashed-your-window:
baby girl, I’m not quite human
and I’m not quite a machine
so I guess that leaves you staring at something
that’s somewhere inbetweenJon, who told you to look all cute like that.
Merry Christmas, people.
wuhhurbl?
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it came back
Oh…Oh my.OH GOD WHERE DID MY PANTS GO?
Lookit the linework… Oh, yeah, pinup hottie, but lookit the LINEWORK!
How can a cartoon of a robot be
Read more »tastefullyoffensive: Best of 'Small Fact Frog'Previously: Best of '60-Year-Old Girl' The third one’s wrong. The dot on a lowercase...
Best of ‘Small Fact Frog’
Previously: Best of ‘60-Year-Old Girl’
The third one’s wrong. The dot on a lowercase I is called an iota. The tittle is a crosspiece on the letter T.
I’m a writer. We research this shit
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someone needs to make an anime opening for steam powered giraffe reprise
Yes! Must have Rabbit being a magical girl!
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