New Lunar Opportunities
You have doubtless heard of rich people being able to buy ranch space on the bright side of the moon. And you’ve probably laughed at it. Stupid rich people, right?
Well, now’s the chance to get smarter.
We have been able to secure exclusive rights to the dark side of the moon!
It was surprisingly cheap. You have no idea how few folks wanted it. But where others see an unwanted territory, we see opportunity!
With a combined
Read more »Reblog if you actually like my blog (*.) .*)*deg
Well, fuck
My dictation software does not did quotation marks. Therefore it’s a bit of a problem with my prompt involves conversation.
Looks like I’m on hiatus until further notice.
Very much sorry.
pleatedjeans: 18 Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good
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Okay pros versus cons
First, I got my story done.
Second, it took three times longer than I expected, and it was an absolute pain in the arse.
I don’t think writing a novel this way will be at all comfortable for me.
However, I do you think that I can bring you stories every day.
It’s just massively annoying, that’s all.
"No, try it, it goes good with everything..."
Read more »It was once said that “with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.” This has also been proven to apply to the additions of either chocolate or bacon.
Frankly, as it has been quite a long time since humanity first wound up discovering these multipurpose edibles, it’s often considered a great wonder that human civilization has not yet managed to eat itself to death, either by the direct sense of gorging and gluttony, or by the indirect sense of
So who wants a story?
So who wants a story?
My humblest of apologies...
Read more »Today’s story may well be my last.
Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.
Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.
It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.
It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.
If you need me, I
cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the...
I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
straight up, These are the type of quotes that got me out of religion
What the hell
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My humblest of apologies...
Read more »Today’s story may well be my last.
Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.
Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.
It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.
It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.
If you need me, I shall
jokersjottings: No one does puns like Gaston!
No one does puns like Gaston!
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killerbunniestudios: emmi-kat: quorgi: rileylaroux: sockpuppetsandspg: My first ever quilt! The top is hand sewn cotton and the quilt...
My first ever quilt! The top is hand sewn cotton and the quilt was finished by hand tying. It measures 78” x 108”. Sorry for the wrinkles; I still need to take it to the dry cleaners. There are captions on each pic, if anyone is interested.
NO. I NEED THIS. D: D:
OHHHH I THINK WE ALL DO
Awesome!!!
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.
It really is red, but the lighting makes it look orange.
Read more »writingbox:Does this sound familiar? Replace “Facebook” with “Tumblr” and you have my life before I hurt myself.Now...
Does this sound familiar?
Replace “Facebook” with “Tumblr” and you have my life before I hurt myself.
Now I’m binge-watching shit on Netflix.
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You remind me of the blade.
What blade?
… the blade with the power?
What power?
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the blade…
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