I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
I love these. And I love how she’s in a really blatant sex position but artists are like look at this art genre I can do and be super creative. It’s so cool. I wish I could draw.
Heheheheheh
“Your custom is valuable to us. Please be patient and an operator will get back to you.” And you can have fun with this.
[AN: My dash looks like this right now. I’m sincerely hoping that this post is not similarly FUBAR’d. Appropriate prompt is hella appropriate]
The music stopped. She took a preparatory breath in. But there was no human on the other end of the line.
“Your call is important to us,” said the automated voice.
Read more »“Oh I’m not going to give you time in prison. Your punishment is going to be far much harder. You! are going to help judge Children’s Talent Quests. May the Deity of your choice have Mercy on you!” Have fun, endless repetitions of the same routine come to mind, but be as evil as you like.
[AN: This might work on thieves and killers, but it would not be the thing for pedos or molesters]
“Betcher bottum dolleeeeerrrrr&
Read more »Read more »trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.
Good info. Pass it on.
Read more »You might not remember where you were on the morning of Jan. 9, 2014.
But if you were one of the 300,000 people who woke up to find that their shower smelled like cough syrup, we’re going to guess that you remember.
Just outside of Charleston, West Virginia, a tank leaked a chemical pollutant into the Elk River. And suddenly, hundreds of thousands of people couldn’t use their water. Officials said not to bathe in it, wash dishes
Read more »So these are the poisonous coils I had taken out of me Monday, along with my fulopian tubes. These are called Essure permanent birth control coils. I had them placed 6weeks after having SAV via c-section. So once the side effects started only weeks later, I jus assumed it was part of my body still healing from the pregnancy and the c-section. After a few months I decided I should probably have some of my symptoms checked out becus surly I
Read more »if you need to waste a large amount of time and you find it satisfying to watch numbers slowly tick up, please play this game about kittens in a catnip forest
my cat civilization has been going for 27 years now. we have developed writing and have friendly trade relations with a caravan of lizards. i’m told you can achieve space travel at some point. it’s amazing.
“you are a kitten in a catnip forest”
yeah
Read more »I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful. I really could have hurt myself seriously if I hadn’t seen a tumblr post about the site… Phone calls and I don’t do so well together
Read more »New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, aged nine, stealing $10 out of her purse. Thinking this was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson about honesty and consequences, she called the police, asking them to help her communicate the seriousness of stealing.
When the police arrived, however, Mobley’s Arrested Development-style lesson quickly escalated into a terrifying situation. Three of the four officers
“You do That! for fun?”
“What the heck is that?”
Charlie peered past Kress’ shoulder. “Oh. That’s my wingsuit. I use it for base jumping.”
Kress screwed up her saurian features. “Base… Jumping.”
“Yeah,” Charlie grinned. She started to bounce in her enthusiasm. “It’s like skydiving, only instead of jumping out of a plane, you jump off of something really tall, build up speed with the suit, and then rip silk.” She hastily amended, “Uh. That means
Read more »Read more »Okay guys, I have to prove at my teacher he’s so damn wrong, he said that African aesthetic doesn’t interest gamers, and it drive me so mad.
Do deaf poets choose their words based on the motions used to say them? So their poems resemble a dance?
Read more »Read more »Save Our Kids (3/14/15): UPDATE on the Jesse Hernandez’s tragic story. The autopsy report shows that the police were lying through their teeth about the circumstances surrounding why they killed Jesse. Her death has been ruled a homicide. Like Mike Brown before her, many tried to blame Jesse for her own death, that she instigated it by going on a joy ride with her friends. Worse, many were eager to believe some trumped up GTA story of Jesse
Read more »it’s sort of ironic that the original article on spoon theory costs so many spoons to read, so i decided to write a brief summary for people who need it
- spoon theory is an analogy
- in it, spoons = energy
- you get [x] number of spoons a day ([x] amount of energy), & doing things costs [x] number of spoons ([x] amount of energy)
- for example, you get 10 spoons today; getting up costs 1, making food costs 2, making
Read more »Interested in developing your characters, or just want to talk about them? I’ve created an online questionnaire that will help people flesh out their characters. The best part is, it also doubles as a survey that will let me collect data on what sort of traits people tend to give their OCs. Once I get enough responses I’ll be publishing the results for all of you to see. It’s not academic or for a project, but I think