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As you know, I ate baby spinach 48 hours ago and I should have experienced...

MASSIVE INTESTINAL DISTRESS

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But no. I didn't. I sailed through the day with no sickness. No upset. Not even a liquid fart.

Not, as Bluebottle was wont to say, a sausage.

Either I can consume baby spinach without much trouble or... I could finally be past my previous troubles with the entire subgroup of foods.

I don't want to point to keto being that miraculous, but... This was a lifelong thing. Like, literally from birth. I could never digest that stuff without trouble.

Then again, I managed to get stung by a bee and live to tell the tale a while ago, so...

I don't even know.

Things be weird.