Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Answering this now because it's more of an ask than a prompt.

For all the snippets involving Shayde, there hasn’t been much more than a hinted explanation of how she got to be where she is now. So, how did she arrive in the Galactic Alliance, and was it before or after other humans had made proper contact?

(Also, what does Shayde look like? I can’t find a description but I remember something about being like a living shadow so my best guess is similar to the Death in “Girl with the Skeleton Hand” or this http://strawberrydaydreams.tumblr.com/post/71572518590/thatisdebatable-merthuriscanon-my-sim)

Short answer: Close and “sort of”.

Shayde’s been inhabiting my imagination since I found a black pen and doodled her in the 80’s. And until I made my own universe, I never knew what to do to her.

Now. Keep in mind that there’s a huge list of things I can’t draw. These include:

  • hands

  • feet

  • proper anatomy

  • straight lines

  • my own characters

That said, have some lineart of Shayde pestering Rael:

You can probably tell exactly where I gave up on this and shit, I forgot the line where the nehru jacket/vest fastens. AUGH! And you know what? Fuck the bottom of Shayde’s swishy hair. Fuck it to hell. Sideways. With a pineapple.

But my hands are cramping and I may not come back to this until next week. Because I hate myself.

This is why I don’t art.

Shayde’s skin is almost literally black. Especially when she’s tired or run down. Being a shadow elemental, her skin tends to match the darkness of local shadows when she isn’t paying attention to it. Her eyes are luminescent, but they also have the horrid attribute of changing with her emotions [OC crime #5, I’m told] so her face can be an open book.

The hair is smoke-white and prone to any spare breeze.

As for the clothing: Gold nehru vest/coat, white undershirt with loose sleeves, grey pants and white gogo boots.

Rael’s skin has been described as ‘Jacaranda mauve’ and his hair is a deep blue. His eyes are also blue. The turtleneck under his rainbow-patchwork JOAT coat is Engineering Blue, and the pants are just jeans.

And yes, those are supposed to be steel-toed safety boots.

I can’t draw.

Fuck.

Sigh.

As for how she got there. It’s a very long story that I’m saving for a later book. Told in a linear fashion, it goes like this:

  1. Katie Walker (slightly magical girl) tries to solve the energy crisis by drilling a pinhole into another dimension

  2. Her professor/mentor Hackmeyer tries to make it more interesting by fucking with the machine on the day of the big demo

  3. It go boom

  4. Katie is plucked from the event by self-proclaimed gods who change her into a shadow elemental so she can meddle in assorted destinies

  5. They promise to put her back when they’re done

  6. Katie wanders universes for ten subjective years and starts calling herself 'Shayde’ because many natives mistake her for a demon [“foul shade from out the blackest pit” etc]

  7. The alleged god make the huge mistake of bringing her into their dimension to tell her that she has to die

  8. The 'gods’ narrowly escape with their lives and dump her on Amalgam Station. They may have been aiming for the Glunk and missed

Naturally, the book’s going to be way more interesting. I want to build up Amalgam as a place for things to happen in before I publish Shayde’s story, though.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #6:

flattened and turned into a Frisbee

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today was fairly nice weather, so the robots and a couple Walter Workers decided to go outside. The air was pretty crisp, not exactly cold but not exactly warm either.

Of all days, I thought today would be the safest to wear a fedora.

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All of this from one mad chat session during an

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Challenge #00436 - A062: Humans!

If it’s stupid but it works, it’s not a stupid idea.

*post-plan*

I don’t care if it worked, that was still a stupid idea.

Ax'and'l glared at them. Taking up space. They had been taking up space in Hwell’s quarters, but everywhere they went… Hwell just had to trot a few out into the open and try to sell them off.

“When are we going to get rid of those horrendous–

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #5:

Marshmallow’s litterbox

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary, As luck would, or I guess as unluck would have it, I was assigned to clean out Marshmallow’s litter box today. On my own. Normally three or four workers are assigned to clean it, but we are ‘understaffed’ today. Everyone showed up for work today. They just don’t like me.

To be honest, if I had to

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Challenge #00436 - A061: Aftermath

*sigh* The latest Story Snippet just won’t leave my brain.

So I’ll inflict it back on the author. 

http://internutter.tumblr.com/post/75405951567/challenge-00396-a031-to-stop-human

Directly related to this, can we see either some from the human that snuck into the ship’s POV or Koq'riix’s waking up after they left the two items.

[AN: Heh. The OP need not be notified ;) ]

Koq'riix jolted into awareness as the airlock cycled shut. It had been the

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kawaiipeculier: thefinespine: who's got short n sweet domestic spg ficlets w/the bots being family they could share w/me ALRIGHT FIC REC...

kawaiipeculier:

thefinespine:

who’s got short n sweet domestic spg ficlets w/the bots being family they could share w/me

ALRIGHT FIC REC TIME HERE WE GO

this one is so adorable it ruined my life

this ones cute spine<>rabbit h/c although cw for #transphobia mention

this ones sad and does have kinda sorta implied implied character death but i still really like it because all of the dialogue just feels rlly smooth and natural and it

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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: 1shara: african-secret-society: soulbrotherv2: For people who don't have time to bathe or access to fresh...

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

1shara:

african-secret-society:

soulbrotherv2:

For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply. 

The gel, called Drybath, kills germs, moisturizes

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Challenge #00435 - A060: An Average Sight at a Particular Exit

2.

It was agreed by all that watching them come running out of the perfectly ordinary museums, occasionally while screeching or falling over (or more bizarrely a combination of the above and laughter) was most amusing. It seemed to happen more often around museums with audio assistance too…

[AN: Accessibility is a common thing in the Amalgam Universe. Grav-lifts in the middle of stair columns. Ramps wherever possible. Audio and visual assistance in a ‘take one if needed’ basket

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #3:

Put through washing machine

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear Diary,

Today I was put on laundry duty. It was mostly Walter Worker uniforms and towels, with the occasional casual wear from people taking days off, or from the Walters.

Today my fedora pretty much matched said laundry.

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