OH SNAP
OH SNAP
Damn Dame Nature, and Cursed Kismet. Always ready with the sucker-punch. “Two lifesigns in a small vessel with no fuel, limited air,...
Damn Dame Nature, and Cursed Kismet. Always ready with the sucker-punch.
“Two lifesigns in a small vessel with no fuel, limited air, and at least one dying passenger. Initiate Protocol SNAFU.”
Hevun’s Ambassador, now on Smashwords and all good e-bookstores everywhere.
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Challenge #00419 - A044: So Long, Lefty Loosey
It turned out the galactic standard for things that screw onto other things was the opposite direction to the international Earth standard.
“What the– this screw isn’t turning.”
“It’s an old-Earth vessel.”
“Yeah? So?”
“They have it backwards. Counter-clockwise loosens their screws.”
Sigh. “Typical human insanity. How hard is it to learn ‘Counter time, fix it fine’?”
“Given the trouble they keep giving us
Read more »Coming very soon to my Smashwords Profile: One Year of Instants. Three hundred and sixty-five stories, all prompted by readers of my blog....
Coming very soon to my Smashwords Profile:
One Year of Instants.
Three hundred and sixty-five stories, all prompted by readers of my blog. Now in an easy-to-access format where you don’t have to plough through my archives.
YOU DECIDE HOW MUCH ONE YEAR OF MY LIFE IS WORTH!
Yeah. Ultimate power. What’s not to love?
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Challenge #00409 - A044: Intergalactic Ambassador Spot
“We’re here to conquer yo-
Awww lookit the cute little fuzzy. Whooosa fuzzy.”
Sir, the aliens seem to have become distracted.
Only humans, they later said, could take a pursuit predator and make it completely servile. And for some time in the Galactic Alliance, it was something of a mystery as to where and when dogs originally hailed from.
Some refused to believe that such a useful animal could come from the same planet as “a bunch
Read more »“What do you mean, gone?” “Gone, your majesty. Departed, left, vanished. Absent without leave. Decamped, displaced,...
“What do you mean, gone?”
“Gone, your majesty. Departed, left, vanished. Absent without leave. Decamped, displaced, disappeared… they’re simply not there.”
The Majestrix, long may she reign, glared at him as if she wished she could both freeze him and burn him simultaneously. “I am aware of the definition,” she said in tones so cold that they had to be measured in degrees best suited for hard vacuum.
I think it’s
Read more »Somebody stop me drawing these guys already
“Mr. Reed? It happened again…”
I’m pretty sure The Spine’s voice must register a 7-9 on the Richter Scale.
…
10 on the lowest notes.
For some reason, I want to do this now :)
Read more »robotramshackle: spacemuffinz: bunnybennett: Boiler Boobs! *SHRILL FANGIRL SCREAMING* the screws are awesome! looking good ;) How can...
Boiler Boobs!
*SHRILL FANGIRL SCREAMING*
the screws are awesome!
looking good ;)
How can you be this adorable?
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Challenge #00408 - A043: Releasing Pressure
Carbonated drinks: for most creatures, a harmless fizzy beverage.
However if your species happens to be incapable of burping to release the gas, a painful experience. Perhaps not deadly, but certainly not comfortable.
Gox stared at the beverage. At the perpetual bubbles within. In his experience, bubbles came out and never came back.
This was one amongst the many new things he was dubious about encountering as a reluctant ambassador.
“Why do the bubbles form?”
“It’s a
Read more »Dear followers:
You’re adorable.
Yes, you. I’m talking to you. You are adorable.
Don’t deny it.
Happy Valentines <3
Read more »NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE! Click the pic. buy the book. Read. Enjoy. Share. Sahra lives.
NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE!
Click the pic. buy the book. Read. Enjoy. Share.
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Welcoming somebody to tumblr
Supernatural has a gif for everything
The Sherlockians are mad
The Whovians are permenantly confused
The fannibals are polite, but don’t trust them
The Hetalians ship nations
LOTR are welcoming
The Potterheads have awoken
And there’s Merlin crying in the corner
And you just proved number 1 on that list.
And there’s cute robots.
Ma Johnston still cooked for eighteen children. She still quietly wept at the presence of leftovers. There were seventeen children. There...
Read more »Ma Johnston still cooked for eighteen children. She still quietly wept at the presence of leftovers. There were seventeen children. There would be eighteen again, of course, but that did not matter to a mothers’ heart. What mattered was the empty chair. The cold bed that didn’t need making. The silly little doll made out of rag and dirt that found its way to her wall of pictures, where it rested on a bump in her wall near Sahra&
Why Tumblr people are 'crazy':
Why Tumblr people are 'crazy':
Read more »While this post is a tad long, I hope you will lend me your ear,
because I think it is important that people understand why 'Social Justice Warriors', minorities and other Tumblrites can come across as overly angry or sensitive to some. I will…
rosedye: someone give me motivation to finish the 30 day spg challenge ive got 5 days left of it to draw and queue x_x YOU CAN DO...
someone give me motivation to finish the 30 day spg challenge
ive got 5 days left of it to draw and queue x_x
YOU CAN DO IT!
Never give up!
Remember the Japanese Fisherman!
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