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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #27:

rabbit decided today would be a good day to play “Detective” and concluded my hat was the murder,this caused my hat to get quite the excectuion

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like she had just been invented.

And, of course, somehow my fedora got involved in the whole thing.

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Don’t wear murdering hats.

PLEASE DONT BOTHER BUN

fun123joker:

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What do you do when you encounter a nest by Bunny Bennett? image

Bunny nest and can be disturb when you turn on the lights or turn off the wi-fi. if you find a bunny nest of blankets and pillows LEAVE IT ALONE

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To determine if Bunny is done of your shit place sting around the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the string an hour or two later

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SEE! the sting is down and you

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PSA in regard to Miss Bunny

robotramshackle:

bunniferbennett:

Eyyy guys. As a general thing…

Since Bunny is taking a break, please don’t:

  • Send her asks,
  • Send her Tumblr fanmail,
  • Beg her to do streams,
  • Lament the lack of streams in the tags,
  • Fuss over her in general.

If she needs her space, time to focus on herself and not on us, then we should give it to her. Thank.

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Thumbs up for this post! 

Bunny better be prepared for the deluge of love when she comes back

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Love will find a way...

It’s a pity that things like true love and soulmates and finding that special someone aren’t more obvious in their identification and verifying - would be so much easier if there were a special personal sort of dim glow or subtle sound or faint scent or somesuch to point out the one we’re destined to be with the rest of our lives. Far less troublesome or confusing than all this dragging-on about dating and courtship and

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #26:

Fell asleep on the job and woke up to find it missing

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.

Either way, my being so drowsy during the

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What would I miss most by turning Vegan?

Short answer: Chewing, because the only vegan food is Soylent(possibly).

Long answer:

Veganism is the lifestyle choice of eschewing food items that could possibly harm an animal. On the surface, that seems nice and friendly to our fur-bearing friends [and scale-bearing, and skin-bearing, and chitin-bearing etc] until you actually think about it.

There’s not a plant on our current menu that doesn’t exploit an animal.

Of the foods that don’t use bees to procreate, there&

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Challenge #00457 - A082: San Check

If you meet Yog-Sothoth, you’ve gone too far on the axis of comprehension; back up slowly and call for reality assistance. – RecklessPrudence

Ow. It had happened again. OW! It wasn’t getting any better with experience.

Katie looked up from her pained huddle, halfway expecting somebody yelling at her to ‘avaunt’ and calling her names. One more time. One more time, she swore, and she would start calling herself a foul shayde from out the blackest

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Challenge #00457 - A082: Beautiful Hostile

http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/76196333269/sharped0-gobigorgoextinct-steve-irwin-in-a

That is all.

[AN: Out of respect for the Irwin family, I’m making a very Steve-like character]

“Damn crazy Australians,” muttered Pentecost.

The team for Beautiful Hostile had arrived. Jaeger, pilot and… co-pilot. If such a term could be used for a crocodile that Harry Banks sort of kept as a pet.

That was part of the winning strategy for Beautiful Hostile. It beat the Kaiju by literally fighting like

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Here's Your Gotham Alfred

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dcwomenkickingass:

Fox has released another character image for its Gotham show and this time it is Bruce’s butler, Alfred as played by Sean Pertwee.

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What do you think?

Sean Pertwee. Sounds familiar.

Who is his father?

Yes.

What’s the name of his father?

Who.

Sean Pertwee!

Yes.

Yes, what?

Who is sean pertwee’s father.

That’s what I’m trying to find out!

Maybe out of

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copperbadge: scifigrl47: jhameia: kiriamaya: donotlookatthedogpark: thetrekkiehasthephonebox: theoncomingcapaldi: Things were so much...

copperbadge:

scifigrl47:

jhameia:

kiriamaya:

donotlookatthedogpark:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

theoncomingcapaldi:

Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky

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