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Challenge #00560 - A185: Surprises

From that original post that started the whole Amity thing: “What if every alien race has nothing but docile, harmless animals on their planets and they look at us with our sharks and bears and wolves and wasps and venomous snakes and just think “Holy shit! How do you guys survive?!””

T’reka’s people found and seeded the planet with their own wildlife and plants, presumably all fairly docile and harmless. What was the reaction on first discovering, not the humans themselves, but the results of humans also seeding the planet/just the island with Earth flora and fauna?

Scientists, according to the greater culture of Hu'lu'a, were idiots. They alone would wander out into a new world just after landing and poke at things that may be dangerous just to see what they’d do.

T'reka missed out on being in the first wave of explorers on this new planet of Ru'ku'la despite her bunk-mates’ insistence she sign as soon as possible. Discovering new things was why science existed. And exploring their future home before it all became civilised.

Even the second wave got their chance.

But T'reka was too slow. Or too unknown to make it that high up the list of expendable souls. She got to be amongst the fourth wave, with harvesting tools and protective gear, taking soil samples and examining the microflora and microfauna and, if she was lucky, the mycota.

And yet, she was the one who discovered the bloodsucking insect, by the ill fortune of being bitten by it.

The first sample was smashed, of course, but she had the fortitude to withstand the bite of a second one and caught it life. The hideous rash it caused would, physicians assured, heal and fade.

Which was how she wound up in isolation, being the subject for other scientists in full hazmat protection as they analysed every last micrometer of the rash on her lower-right leg.

By the time it healed, and the DNA of the flying bloodsucker ran its paces through the analysis computers, she’d missed everything good. Which left her in the windowless cubicles of Data Analysis. Student work. She couldn’t decide whether it was good fortune or bad that that insect had found her delectable.

But then the analysis started showing… anomalies.

The nucleotides were showing traces of… polluting DNA. It was almost as if another planet had seeded this one. With a far more hostile biota. Native forms of food plants on this planet had traces of… poison.

Not enough to do significant harm, but caution was generally advised when picking wild herbs.

And more ominously, some combinations usually relied upon turned out to be increasingly or exponentially toxic.

The new settlement of Kal'rike changed at the news. No longer a relaxed and huddled sprawl where every citizen had five cubic Flights of their own. It huddled inwards and grew upwards.

There was hazardous life, out there.

And those in charge devoted the scientists full attention to identifying, isolating, and if possible, eliminating it all.

To that end, they sent out probes to at least photograph most of the offending life forms.

Which was how they discovered Toxic Island in the first place. A land mass absolutely brimming with a tropical jungle’s worth of hazardous, toxic life.

T'reka found it enrapturing.

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Challenge #00559 - A184: Proclivities

Dragons and princes! http://scienceisadesiretoknow.tumblr.com/post/86360033211/rosengeist-faerill-a-young-gay-dragon-being

Prince Derek had fallen in love the instant he’d seen those bronze-coloured wings coming towards him. He had even let go of the reins and removed his feet from the stirrups.

Allethar didn’t fall in love until until Prince Derek began raining down praises with a tongue that was only metaphorically silver. There was something about *this* human that made him more than an exercise in extracting ransom and then

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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

missuspleasant:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9.

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Challenge #00558 - A183: Strange Passtimes

The next intergalactic olympic sport: Human/Numidid Assisted-Launch Longflight

(aka throwing the numidids and seeing who can flap furthest)

Amity narrowly missed being the first civilisation to adopt human co-operation by a margin of two Standard Weeks. The Britanians became the first humans known as ‘mostly harmless’ to the Galactic Alliance, thanks to Ambassador Harry.

But that didn’t stop the Galactic Alliance from coming to have a good boggle.

“You’re in luck,” said the human. “There’s

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geekhyena: seananmcguire: jetwolf: seananmcguire: jetwolf: breakingnews: Vials of smallpox discovered in Maryland lab USA TODAY:...

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breakingnews:

Vials of smallpox discovered in Maryland lab

USA TODAY: Smallpox was discovered in a National Institutes of Health storage room last week, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Tuesday.

Officials say there is no indication that anyone was exposed to the smallpox. The FBI and CDC are investigating how these samples ended up in the storage room.

Photo: This 1975 file electronmicrograph from the Centers for Disease Control shows the smallpox virus. (AP/CDC/

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Challenge #00557 - A182: Comfort Conniption

inspired by http://internutter.tumblr.com/post/77932780162/challenge-00429-a054-urgent-call-home

T’reka might not be as tactile as humans a lot of the time, but repeated exposure would presumably get her mostly used to them and the amount of touching, hugging etc. that tends to happen around humans, even when trying to be careful.

Extrapolating further: A scene with T’reka, a human and a new numidid having a minor conniption fit over perceived threats.

It had taken some significant time for both

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Dear Artists waiting for a good word:

I have reached an embuggerance.

Basically, there’s a few artists who applied without giving me any kind of reference link. In oder to give them a fair go, I have to wait until they get back to me [or don’t - another 24 hours 9_9] with some nice samples.

Thank you all for your patience. This is a very tough decision to make. You’re all wonderful.

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Challenge #00556 - A181: Mwa-hahahahaha

Mad scientists are real, lurking in academia.  Sure, they may not wield death rays and threaten the populace, but when a presentation ending in “Today, Australia! Tomorrow, THE WORLD!” receives thunderous applause, and your adviser’s name is literally Dr. Fatal, you begin to realize that your childhood dream of showing them, SHOWING THEM ALL is more realizable than you thought…..

Doctor Fatal was still giggling as she stepped away from the podium. That was a good sign.

“I’m

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