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Challenge #00702 - A337: I'm What?
Melia didn’t know she was haunted until she entered the Sanctum at the Academy of Magical Learning. Until that day, all doors had opened for her, before she could get to them. And, in the case of doors already open, they did not swing shut until she was through.
It was an unexplained magical gift that had lead to her scholarship at the academy in the first place.
And now, inside
Read more »sixpenceee: A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just...
Read more »A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in
Challenge #00701 - A336: Ignorable Precautions
(no other great ape can swim, or is remotely happy about going in water [except two cases of domesticated apes in 2013, the only known examples] and most monkeys are downright afraid of water)
*splash*
‘What the - are they trying to drown themselves now?’
'They float. Of course they float.’
“Where are we?” Bessie looked around. It was an island, she could tell that much. There was a modest little house and a garden, and something of
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Read more »So I live in a household where I'm constantly being told I'm going to be kicked out if I don't follow "x“ rule.
Where I'm constantly being belittled and abused just for trying to remind my family of my gender, and how much I don't like being called "freak", "retarded", "bitch
Challenge #00700 - A335: One Dead Hour at Unsuitable Food
[AN: Image shows a table of Uncommon But Useful Conversions. The list runs thus:
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 Bananosecond
Two monograms: 1 Diagram
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
1 kilogram of figs: 1 Fig Newton
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 Hoarsepower
1000 aches: 1 Kilohurtz
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mph: Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking less-filling low-calorie beer: 1 Lite Year
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5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
I looked up seasonings for mushrooms and this clusterfuck of -isms popped up in the adspace. It’s like privilege bingo. Racism,...
I looked up seasonings for mushrooms and this clusterfuck of -isms popped up in the adspace.
It’s like privilege bingo.
Racism, sexism, body shaming, rape culture, forced sexualisation of people incapable of consent… and an iPad ad.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Challenge #00699 - A334: Community Service
(Inspired by one of your older works)
A “What, Ho!” scene.
[AN: For those unfamiliar with the topic, check out my fanfic Misfits]
The cogniscent tree people of Kumonjagotabijokin had a very peculiar life cycle. For a start, they planted the fruit of the Elder Trees and raised the resulting sproutlings as their own.
And, unfortunately for Aerin, crash landings did not come with tourist pamphlets. The world was pre-industrial and definitely pre-spaceflight, so common etiquette decreed the entire world be left
Read more »destitutedandy: Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear
Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear
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So here's the thing - this country's cultural pie gets bigger, not smaller, as more people are allowed to partake of it. When children and...
Read more »So here’s the thing – this country’s cultural pie gets bigger, not smaller, as more people are allowed to partake of it. When children and young adults see their lives and concerns reflected in the homegrown books they read, the films and television programmes they see, the computer games they play, they feel they and their lives are not invisible. Seeing yourself in the cultural world leads to a sense of better social inclusion and a feeling that you are part
Challenge #00698 - A333: Rituals of Nerditry
A “Hu’s on first” routine
OR
A “The bowler’s Holding” moment
Two humans, both wearing suits, stood on the otherwise empty stage.
“Heeeeeey, Abbott,” said the smaller one.
“Yes, Costello?” said Abbott.
“I hear you made captain of the local neighbourhood baseball team.”
“That’s correct. I did. I’m rather proud.”
“I’d like to know the names of some of the guys on your team, so
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Challenge #00697 - A332: Extreme Cuisine
Rapid tissue cloning from donated cells + vat-grown flesh as food-products = “My God… I’m delicious!”
They’d called the restaurant Eat My Ass. And the staff handed out FAQ sheets as to why they did it.
Fast-tissue cloning worked best on the muscles of the gluteus maximus. Which, in the kitchen/laboratory, became the best well-marbled meat individually tailored for each customer.
They had a wide variety of dishes that, technically, were veganism in its purest form. No animal had to
Read more »trexbait: quickweaves: krxs10: in case you missed it: a new video surfaced on the Internet this week showing SWAT team police officers...
Read more »in case you missed it:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=Djt7VJzCHourgwT-7IGgBA&url=https://www.youtube.com/
a new video surfaced on the Internet this week showing SWAT team police officers setting fire to a car and the building next to it right after the announcement that Darren Wilson would not be indicted.
The original video was deleted on YouTube but thankfully someone copied it and here it is