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Challenge #00742 - B011: You Stole What?

To paraphrase Die Hard:

“Now I have a Death Star. Ho Ho Ho.”

“This is your claim. A dwarf planet in a Sargasso. Big whoop.”

“It’s not a dwarf planet,” said Lenn Ybalius. She was busy watching her controls and making certain she piloted her way in on certain vectors.

“Oh, you hijacked a moon,” singsonged Prella. She had a low opinion of her business partner. “That’s above your usual standards. I’m impressed.”

“That’s no moon,” cooed Lenn, and pressed a remote.

The doors opened, shedding a light cloud of dust and revealing a fully operational battle station within.

“You’re kidding me,” said Prella.

“You know that Long Haul wormhole that nobody’s ever been all the way down?”

“…yeah…”

“I’m nobody.” Lenn grinned. “That thing was on the other end of it and I managed to pilot it all the way over to my already-claimed Sargasso.”

The bay was large enough to fit more than just their little vessel. Heck, there were some stations out there that were smaller than this drydock bay.

“It was working when I found it. Hell of a power system. Plasma reactors and all still going after who knows how long. All I had to do was install some atmosphere and a food system and boom. Home sweet home. And all the space you could need. Hell, I even put a safety grill over that one vent that’s like an achilles’ heel to the whole place.”

“Achilles heel,” Prella repeated. “An area of critical vulnerability. You… salvaged the entire thing?”

“Yeah, the weapons system needed like five hundred people to operate it, so I just pulled that thing to pieces for the salvage value. Didn’t need it anyway. Nobody knows it’s here except us.” Lenn smiled as she opened the doors to her vessel. “Merry christmas.”

“There’d be… no limits. We could have all the children we want.”

“And decorate how we want. And the scrounge from the Sargasso is literally pulled towards our doors. Life of luxury, babe. Just like I promised.”

Prella was speechless, wandering around the pristine halls in a daze. “I take back every single mean thing I ever said about you.”

“I knew you didn’t mean it. Come on. I’ll show you the executive suite. Aka our rooms.”

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shanellbklyn: sistermaryfake: krxs10: but it's not about race right? Woah This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing...

shanellbklyn:

sistermaryfake:

krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

Woah

This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest.


Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move on cause IT IS and WE WONT until justice is served and equality is established!

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Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac] For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very...

Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac]

For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very subtle.

  1. Semi-patriotic red, white, and blue fun danglers. On gunmetal clips, of course

  2. Demure red pins with glass bugle beads. I broke like four of those little suckers before I figured out how to handle them properly

That’s it until I can lay my hands on six more clip-on finings. I am SO close to being

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Artsy Fartsy part 12! These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial! The...

Artsy Fartsy part 12!

These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial!

The Photos:

  1. Each tassel contains two rings of seven chains

  2. For the earrings, cut two even lengths of wire. Better to cut longer than you expect to use than have to pull it apart because it was too short

  3. Stick a neat little U-bend in one side

  4. Just add tassel rings

  5. Close the wire up and thread any

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Artsy Fartsy part 11! I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE...

Artsy Fartsy part 11!

I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE AAAAAARRGH!

The Photos:

  1. I had all these irridescent beads and a need to make something black

  2. I had all these non-irredescent beads and a need to make something black

  3. This pair of earrings is made almost exclusively from single pairs of things found in grab-bags

  4. I’ll be using some of

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Challenge #00741 - B010: Not Quite MST3K

“Guys! Guys! I have a loaded machine pistol in my hand and I have no idea what I’m doing!”

Shayde giggled. “Awright. That one had a point. The goal is tae make fun of the movie, not the common hollywood tropes, ye ken.”

“It’s still fun,” argued a SPOEn who called herself Molly Ringwald.

“Aye, it is tha’.” She pointed at the screen. “BOOM! Take a shot!” She

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Write your story out in a word processor on your computer, save it, and wait for your internet to return to life. Nobody will mind if it's...

I’m currently using my phone as a wifi hotspot and shall therefore be using the internet VERY sparingly.

It’s a hardware issue - in that the wires that the telephone company were supposed to be maintaining were allowed to fail and now my house and 120 other households are now officially incommunicado until freaking MONDAY.

Today is Friday.

You can guess how pleased I am about all this.

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armalis: sci-fi episodes i want: ship's computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign firmware...

armalis:

sci-fi episodes i want:

  • ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
  • firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
  • unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a
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HALP!

My internet is down. I’m writing this on my phone… and doing that with an instant story is a bag of scrotal hair.

I will if I have to? But I’d prefer not to have to.

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Artsty Fartsy part 10! The Photos: Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea...

Artsty Fartsy part 10!

The Photos:

  1. Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea of the process

  2. You remember these feathers, right?

  3. Well it’s time for them to join their gem stud pals. The glue was mostly dry and it was past time to transfer them

  4. Of course, the blue and black pairs were still too tacky and needed more drying time

  5. In anticipation of the last pair

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Artsy Fartsy part 9! I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of...

Artsy Fartsy part 9!

I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of wonder…

The Photos!

  1. Blurry, out-of-focus picture of my special non-slip nylon knot. You do your regular granny knot, and then you wind the short end around and through the loop a few times. When it pulls tight, it makes a kink that won’t undo.

  2. Slide your bead on

  3. Put your

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Artsy Fartsy part 8! I’ve been shopping! And scrabbling through both my culch and MeMum’s for little bits and bobs. The...

Artsy Fartsy part 8!

I’ve been shopping! And scrabbling through both my culch and MeMum’s for little bits and bobs.

The Photos:

  1. I’ve had these pearl teardrops since the 80’s, but hadn’t done anything with them because the one on the left had a blocked hole. We finally drilled that sucker and now it’s going to a good home!

  2. Three baggies of found culch. One bunch of assorted gold beads

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