Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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It's self-shill saturday!

You, my dear followers, are about to get bombarded with reminders that I still have books for sale.

Please share that knowledge with your friends and followers. Not only am I extremely Indie, I am also nigh-perpetually broke. If more people bought more of my books, I might be able to afford a few more things, now and again.

…like a decent cover for my next book - Kung Fu Zombies. [Yes! I am that broke that I can no longer

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Return to the Greater Dereg That Got It Right

Exactly what it says on the tin.

(#00763 - B032)

[AN: This would be directly related to Challenge #323 in One Leap Year of Instants, available for whatever you want at Smashwords]

How to run a world without taxes, Kell wrote. First: Eliminate the government. Elected officials only care for their results in the next election, leading to years of nothing done, followed by flurries of activity nearing the election season.

Public services are therefore run by non-profit organisations with client care

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I've about had enough...

Ok, so here’s what I USED to be able to do before the latest “streamlined” update:

  1. Go into my inbox 
  2. locate a submission 
  3. edit submission [write that instant story you guys read every day]
  4. Copy/paste the little info-tag across the bottom with links intact
  5. post that fucker

Now there’s a more “streamlined” and “easier” process that goes like this:

  1. Go to my inbox
  2. locate a submission
  3. edit submission
  4. Copy/paste the
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Numedid Meets the Birds of Earth, Part 3

Numedid meet the Penguins, finding them to be practicing Marxists with the capacity to utterly conquer the known galaxy, but have held off because they “want to see how the whole human thing turns out first”.

(#00762 - B031)

[AN: Not gonna lie, my first thought was with the Penguins of the Madagascar movies… resisting said temptation with my entire might.]

Humans called them Emperor penguins. They had a much more complicated name for themselves that T'reka the Wanderer could never

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bee-the-gatekeeper:

paelfire:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

kurli-q:

supersquire457:

voodooverse:

yulemas:

oliphantcrossing:

timetravellingscientist:

rudennotgingr:

chocolatequeennk:

develish1:

piscespen:

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Zombie Apocalypse Classic Choice: 

The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?

Erm… the spray bottle I use to keep the cats from scratching the furniture??

A glass of Chardonnay, how the hell will that help me?

My cat. The Apocalypse can come; we’re ready.

This extremely hilarious. My weapon of choice: my two year old

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revolutionarykoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: #SaveOurKids (2/4/15): Meet Jessie. Jessie was an unarmed 17-year old queer non-binary Latin@...

revolutionarykoolaid:

revolutionarykoolaid:

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