I've got another episode of the Keto Clogs, which is an indicator of magnesium deficiency plus too much cheese. The ensuite has become a torture chamber for me, alas. And sitting down is literally a pain.
The good news is that the blockage is moving. The bad news is that it's moving glacially slow, and it firkin hurts.
For fellow sufferers of the Keto Clogs, magnesium definitely helps.
In other, more sanitised news, Miss Chaos is having a sports day, so today's story will definitely be late. There's no way I can schedule my Blasts from my Past and write a story inside of five minutes.
I'm gonna need a lot of luck today. And possibly some pain meds.