It takes practically all morning to convince my little darlings into getting ready for the day. Especially the mandatory daily bathing.

If they didn't fart around so much in getting clean, they'd have more time for farting around on the fun stuff.

Of course, they don't understand this and waste all of everyone's time in delay and denial and end up having no fun at all, resenting me for trying to get them to do stuff, and starting the cycle again the next day.


And what has two thumbs and forgot to purchase their medicine for two firkin days. Yeah. This idiot.

Good thing I haven't needed meds in that time.

I'm off to get that medicine as soon as I'm done with this.