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real-justice-waluigi: sharkhugger: Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong...

real-justice-waluigi:

sharkhugger:

Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will take a giant step to join the conservation efforts of numerous countries around the world who have enacted shark protection legislation. In Latin America it will join Honduras. In the United States it will join California, New York, Hawaii, Washington, Maryland, Delaware and Oregon. In the Pacific region it will join Palau, Tokelau, Marshall Islands, French Polynesia, Cook Islands, American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and New Caledonia. Even China has agreed to stop serving shark fin soup at official banquets, to take effect in the next year or two.

Banning shark fin from the streets of Hong Kong will be the single most important marine conservation achievement of the year. It will be an important step towards protecting the health of our oceans. It will also remove the stain on Hong Kong’s reputation as a world-class tourism hub.

This petition is endorsed by: Shark Rescue

BALLSIEST. PETITION. EVER.

IF THERE WAS EVER A HEAD TO THIS DRAGON - THERE IT IS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUGE DIFFERENCE THIS WOULD MAKE??? WITHOUT THE ISSUE OF SHARK FIN SOUP WE COULD CONCENTRATE ON THE ISSUE OF BYCATCH AND SOLVE THIS ISSUE PERMANENTLY.

relevant to recent questions.

Sorta-fun fact: Shark’s fin is cartilage. The same stuff in pigs’ ears. The same stuff that holds your bones together.

You could plausibly make Mock Shark Fin Soup with pig ears and fish stock. In fact, I outright challenge someone to come up with one that can’t be discerned from the original.

All that happens with pig ears is a few dogs miss out on their chewy treats.

Kill sharks and you bugger the environment.

Douglas Adams

Aliens discover The Hitchhiker’s Guide.

(#00581 - A216)

Space, the text said, is big. Really big. If you think it’s a long way down the road to the shops, that’s peanuts compared to space.

“People paid money for this?”

“I think it’s some of their Terran humour…”

“I don’t see any references to trousers falling down in this narrative.”

Bloz glared at Kenka. “You and

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Deathworlders

Humans meet a species from a different deathworld.

(#00580 - A215)

Things around the negotiation table were tense. It wasn’t often that the humans met another cogniscent race that could kill them with ease. The fact that both sides were willing to keep their hostile actions in check was a telling victory for the mamalian side of the negotiations.

For a long time, Trodonti and Human stared at each other.

“We have studied your home planet,” said K'ress.

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I live!

I took my melatonin when I woke up at 1AM and got a full night’s sleep for the first time in forever.

The drawback? I could not wake up on time. Bluh.

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8:08 PM

Take note: Eating an entire bowl of hotter-than-I’m-used -to seafood laksa with two large glasses of milk to kill the fire leads to an uncomfortable intestine situation.

Nevertheless, I am still going to try for my 500 words.

Despite my lack of cognitive skills.

…I’m writing 90% of this book off-my-face freakin’ tired. You’d better buy squillions of copies…

Editing this sumbitch is gonna suck wet farts out of dead donkeys…

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10:25 AM

Finally back. Finished my day job duties.

Contemplating breakfast but feeling queasy.

I sort of wish O'Ranges was real so I could have a big, fluffy, barbecue-scented doggy-hug.

I’m going to be so bloody rat-faced by this arvo.

100% certainty of pizza for dinner.

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Challenge #00589 - A214: Like a House on Fire

Shayde and Ambassador O’Ranges

or

Julie, Nanny and Ambassador O’Ranges

[AN: You didn’t say ‘xor’ :D ]

Julie was still moaning. A constant monotone that, Shayde could tell, was starting to get on everyone’s pec’s. She was huddled in Nanny’s lap. Nanny couldn’t do much for her but be a living teddy-bear and mutter “Good girl, good girl,” at random intervals.

“Puir babby…” Shayde

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