If anyone is ever feeling sad today here is a tiny puppy being tickled.
Feel better soon friends.
Challenge #00661 - A296: Strange Encounters
Pre-Amity, a human and other cogniscient get stuck in some relatively small space together, say a room that both find out the hard way only opens from the outside. Rescue is on its way, but until then…
They tell some pretty wild tales in Scavenger Bars. This is just one of them…
Hor'tik had been stripping wire. It had been a long trip already and it was that or mass credit. If he stayed out any longer, he’d have
Read more »These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free. Those...
These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free.
Those stories are:
I printed five pages, and trimmed them into four-cell strips along the rows, and now have them in a little nest in case of haloweenies who can’t have sugar.
And if they can’t read, either,
Read more »fun123joker: officialsteampoweredgiraffe: The Vice Quadrant. HOLY SHIT I SCROLLED OVER THIS LIKE 4 TIMES THINKING IT WAS A TRAILER FOR A...
davidmichaelbennett: Here's a solo recording I did in my free time that I shared with Engineer-eteers awhile back.It's not a Steam Powered...
Not necessarily needing to go Night Vale on this one...
To truly understand, you must look inside yourself, look deep into your heart… no, no, you’re too far down, that’s your liver, try a bit more up and to the left… ah, there you go.
(#00660 - A295)
[An: But it’s so very very Night Vale…]
“Excuse me, but my species is not transparent.”
“You’re transparent to my eyes.”
“Eugh… Sorry. Uhm… We find our internals to be
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My dash did a thing
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OK I'm a bit ticked off...
Mayhem’s school is supposed to have this rule where if the temperature hits forty degrees, celcius, they send the kids home because it’s too blippin’ hot.
It was 39 degrees when I arrived at two in the afternoon.
Which meant that it had to be hotter in the middle of the day.
Mayhem’s classroom is an oven at the best of times, and today definitely qualified as the worst of them, what with the blast-furnace
Read more »Reblog this if it's OK if I do drawings of your Character and send them to you.
Read more »Sometimes I feel like drawing, but I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable if it’s not your cup of tea.
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER REALLY
I do have a submit button if anyone wants to do fan arts >.> Sfw please though I prefer to do my own porn of them <3
Challenge #00659 - A294: Warning - Humour
Breaking bones is a death sentence for other cogniscients, so how unlikely is it that anyone has encountered someone missing a digit or limb, unless they were born missing it?
Jokes using one’s prosthetics (probably more advanced in the group that lives long enough to need them) optional.
[AN: Some species are more fragile than others. Havenworlders are particularly delicate. And it’s notably the Birds for whom broken bones are fatal]
The cogniscent trapped with her in the stalled
Read more »Challenge #00658 - A293: Politically Correct
“I wouldn’t say *we’ve* made that much progress. Our euphemisms have, though.”
“It’s ‘Avian Catastrophan’.”
“No, it’s simply Avian. Or Avian Citizen.”
“But some of them aren’t citizens. They still have resident status in Kal'rike.”
“Only because Kal'rike’s run by the most anal bureaucrats since time began…”
“Ladies,” said the Numidid of contention. “I am fine
Read more »shslsubmissivemasochist: canweumqra: I have not received a dress based of my tumblr. I have not received my pin pal. I have not received...
Read more »I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
This is the closest I could find. I’m positive there was more. @lyrical-ood-writes-things
This is the closest I could find. I’m positive there was more.
@lyrical-ood-writes-things
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Halp
Does anyone have that pun chain thread about Oxygen going on dates with various other elements and the words the results spelled?
I need to find it because my ADD kicked in and now I can’t concentrate on anything else.
Many thanks in advance.
Read more »Challenge #00657 - A292: Fascinating in Retrospect
T’reka meets an amorous cassowary. Hilarity ensues.
Boo boo boo…
T'reka looked up from her lunch to discover a giant in the clearing. Were it not for his solidly blue-black plumage, he could easily be mistaken for a male of her own species. But he was clearly more dinosaur than Bird.
The cranial capacity was a dead give-away.
He was puffing himself up. Engorging his wattle and showing off his plumage whilst saying, Boo boo boo.
Lonely she may be,
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