InterNutter

Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE EIGHT DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  5. Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

  • Be following me
  • REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to you. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

For the record, I’m re-posting each of these competition posts on a daily basis.

So far, it’s six days in and I only have seven entrants. It’s just barely enough for a fair draw. The more, the merrier!

Seriously, folks. I almost have 200 followers and hardly any of them are entering!

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]

Challenge #00782 - B051: Quirks of Psychology

Someone who worked for Norix and was a Whisperer, at the end of the Standard Year, who really needs that job.
They’re a Queen fan and don’t know why they’re a Whisperer.

“Please… please don’t let me go. I can change the song. I’ve been working on it. I have. I love Under Pressure. I just… don’t… understand… why I keep singing Ice Ice Baby.”

Nor looked

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Challenge #00781 - B050: Suddenly Christine

I refuse point blank to touch ‘50 Shades of Grey’ with the proverbial 10 foot pole so. “Mister Grey or whoever he is wakes up in the body of a woman, one who is being manipulated by a scumbag like him. – knitnan​

[AN: I’m not into that either. TW: Abuse, blood, pain, suicide, coarse language]

Pain.

His entire body hurt. He swore his hair hurt. Every inch of his skin was a sizzling symphony of agony. Christian Grey tried

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE TEN DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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ximbatmanshhh:chaiteabagging:Hey followers,I'm not sure how many of you are aware of the situation that has consumed my family recently, but...

ximbatmanshhh:

chaiteabagging:

Hey followers,
I’m not sure how many of you are aware of the situation that has consumed my family recently, but it has now become a public matter on both tumblr and instagram and there is a lot of misinformation floating around and this is my effort to silence it. A lot of people seem to think that my 13 year old brother, Damien, has committed suicide successfully. This is absolutely untrue. After posting his suicide note on instagram

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Challenge #00779-780 - B048-49: Fame and Glory

(1) “Oh! never try for the top job! Too many want to knock you off. Not even second or third, a comfortable spot somewhere near the top is best. And it’s So interesting watching the carnage. You might even get a book about it.”
(2) “Famous!! You want to be famous, Are you stark raving mad!”

[AN: Once again I have to remind my dear followers that I can only handle one prompt at a time. I know it’s

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hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine,...

hidrihime:

liache:

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free

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