A 2-post collection

Holy shit...

I just realised I have 55 followers.

Fifty. Five.

That’s nowhere near Tumblr-Famous, but I’m over halfway to a whole hundred!

Fifty-five people see my smut fanfic on their dashes every morning. Fifty-five read each post with, if not amusement, eagerness to see what has plopped out of my brain lately.

Fifty-five folks read my instant stories close to the minute that I publish that sucker.

I want to hug each an every one of you. Thanks for putting up with my inanity and insanity.

Oh. And buy my books. Please?

Some of you probably want to know about the lumps in my chestal areas[turns out they’re harmless cysts. Joy].