Submission

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Something I found difficult to type.

You’ve mentioned having Aspie kids before. As an Aspie myself, with a little brother who is also one, I’d like to see you show the world (or at least, your readers) why Aspies and Auties (Autistics) are not “broken”, nor are they “just trying to be difficult”, nor are they “emotionless sociopaths” or “shoving [your] face in [their] differences”, “making excuses” or even “just whinging.”

I want to see how Aspies and Auties are all different from each other. I want to see how they are different to Nypicals (love that, btw) but different does not equal bad. I want to see how even when we’re struggling to comprehend something a Nypical considers basic and easy, we’re not stupid or “retarded.” I want to see it shown that there are things we grok instinctively that are considered something you spend weeks teaching a Nypical to do.

Most of all, I want to see how even radically different points of view and thinking processes, to the degree that neither side can easily understand how the other could even come _close_ to thinking that way or seeing the world in such a manner, are not necessarily wrong and in fact can be necessary to solving a problem.

I want to be transported to a world where no more will a gamete-donor say to the parent of an Aspie or Autie child “send ‘em to me for a fortnight, I’ll beat it out of 'em.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got something in my eye… – RecklessPrudence

[AN: I prefer “Autistes” (pron: AW-tees-ts) for folks like my kids and I who are riding the ASD rainbow]

(#00302)

They called her 'Lizard’ on a good day, and it wasn’t related to her name. Ellie stared. She stared at things, she stared at people. Once something had her focus, it or they had her rapt an unblinking attention, sometimes for hours at a time.

It took days to explain to Ellie that you didn’t follow people to watch them.

Jon was used to it. Being her big brother got him on the inside circle to a wondrous place only Ellie could see. He held her when she was very little, smiled at her unblinking stare as she contemplated the significance of his face while she chewed on her hand.

He got his first glimpse of Ellieworld when she started yelling at the Numberjacks, solving their number-related problems before they were quite done explaining the problem. She was two. Other things annoyed Ellie, like new things happening. She hated changes of plans and would carefully explain the old plan as a need.

She cried for months about the loss of her favorite cup.

But not everything Ellie loved had to be in order. She delved into animated worlds of wonder, and spent a lot of her waking hours inside them.

Jon could see the appeal of worlds where everyone was friendly and nobody judged anyone on how they coped with the world.

And when he wasn’t busy with things of his own, he’d try to teach Ellie how to blend in with the Normals. Sometimes, it went well. Other times… well… Ellie put on her earmuffs and sang her way into Ellieworld and nothing more could be done until someone could coax her out.

None of his friends understood her. How hard it was for Ellie to step outside of her wonderful self-place and run the risk of encountering horrible people in a horrible world. Every time he bought Ellie somewhere, to test her new coping skills or to help her observe Normals in their native habitat. It rarely ended well.

This time, it was one of the good ones.

Jon had done the idiot thing and listened to a pretty girl. It was supposed to be a spooky camp with nothing going on except some inconsequential scares and perhaps some illicit sex.

And then the aliens turned up.

They woke up in a maze. All things considered, it was a heck of a lot better than waking up in an experimental lab minus all their clothes.

Everyone was freaking out, but Jon went to Ellie first. Because Ellie was humming her Ellieworld song. She had her hands over her ears and she was rocking.

She clung to him like a vice. “It’s bad here. I want Froofy.”

Jon tensed in anticipation of the cackles from his contemporaries. But they never came. “Froofy isn’t here, Ellie. Would you like to hold my coat, instead?”

Vigorous nod. “Mm-mm…”

“I’m gonna need my arm back, okay?”

“Mmmm…”

He got himself untangled and made an impromptu replacement Froofy with easy, practiced movements. Ellie would be calming down quickly, with something soft to hold.

Carrie was staring. “Man. I wish I had a Froofy…”

Jon shrugged. “Well, we’re Nypical. We have to do without.”

“Nypical?” sneered Scott. “Is that what Lizard calls us?”

“Her name is Ellie,” said Jon. “And no. Psychologists call us Nypical. Short for Neurotypical. I’m cool with it, and it’s easier to say. Got it?” It was a habit, now, to add a fist in the air as an emphasis to the idea that opposition to his concepts would not be tolerated.

“Awright, there’s no need for that. I got it.”

Fay wiped her eyes. “O God, we’re going to die…”

“We are not going to die,” said Jon. “If they wanted us dead, we’d be dead. They’re testing us. So we gotta pass. And we’re going to pass together, right?”

“Even Lizard?”

“Especially Ellie,” said Jon.

Which was a good thing, because Ellie figured out more of the labyrinth ahead of them than the rest of them put together.

By the end of it, they were all using her name.

What met them at the exit was a lizard. A lizard in clothes. It matched Ellie stare for unblinking stare.

At last, Ellie said, “You’re what they call me.”

The lizard nodded. It pressed a button.

“You have seen the worth,” said a mechanical voice. “If you vow to educate others, you will be rewarded.”

Jon was the first to step up. “I’ve been trying to teach folks since I was old enough to work out Ellie was special.”

The lizard handed him a little remote. It had two buttons. Enter and Exit. And a hole for a lanyard.

One by one, his friends stepped forward. Some promised to try. Some admitted they might fail. But they all got the little remotes.

Ellie got hers - and a lanyard - without such a promise.

Of course. She taught people just by existing.

And then they were back at their camp as if nothing had ever happened.

Ellie was the first to try the Enter button. The portal that opened showed a glimpse of another world. Jon knew it on sight, even though he had only ever heard about it before.

They each had a door into Ellieworld.

The trick, Jon realized, would be in wanting to leave.

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Proooobably a Mad scientist, rather than the regular kind

I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down. – RecklessPrudence

(#00301)

It took Kev most of the year to work out that Katie Walker was smarter than she seemed. When the dawn came, it was like watching a gigantic fusion energy generator rise over the horizon.

She was coding in her notebook again. Gibberish to Kev’s eyes. She used to count and mutter when writing in there, now, she just wrote in a

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Weapons-grade Vocabulary.

My stomach is in my throat right now. It’s trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading that message. – RecklessPrudence

(#00300)

It had been an ordinary chat in Shayde’s office until Blenkinsop arrived with the lead-lined lockbox.

“Oh joy, it’s a nastygram from Greater Deregulation. Fan-fookain’-tastic…” She got out and donned a pair of gloves, goggles, and a filter mask.

Then, with ceremony and aplomb, carefully

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In response to a sight.

Can somebody help me find my retinas?
Last I heard, they were screaming and trying to hide under a table.

I leave it to you to determine if the sight was physically, emotionally, or mentally traumatic. – RecklessPrudence

(#00299)

She had been intending to say, “I’m no tryin’ tae escape, ye ken, but somethin’s gone wrong wi’ the air in there.”

She only got as far as, “I’m no trying’

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So, how're those plotbunnies coming along?

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – RecklessPrudence

(#00298)

Walter had left his house unlocked. Everything inside was in more disarray than usual. There was no sign of Walter and, most alarming off all, the cage was empty.

The cage that contained possibly the most dangerous creature in the world. Correction, the cage that had contained, etcetera. Which meant that It must have got out.

Take a breath. Keep calm. Look at

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Death and Ding-Dong Ditchers

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Bonus points if you have Death be somewhat Pratchettian. – RecklessPrudence

(#00297)

“What is this? Another bubble-reality? Why is everything shades of black?”

“Aw fook,” growled Shayde. “This isnae a bubble. It’s a pocket.”

“There are pocket realities?”

“Aye, where d'ye think I keep all me shit?”

Rael glared at her. “Seriously.

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Found this somewhere.

I know you can’t drink most alcohol, and I’m leery of too much of the stuff myself - but I can’t help but like this quote:

I ran screaming out of adolescence, and when I hit the border somebody gave me the legal right to drink. It’s all just finely tuned memory loss since then. – RecklessPrudence

(#00296)

“And why can’t such a fine lady as yourself go out dancing with

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The whole set

Since submitting those corallaries scavenged from around the net, I find it interesting to contemplate what you could do with the whole, original, set.

You probably know them already, but just in case, Clarke’s Laws:

  1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past
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Yet _another_ corallary.

Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguishable from SCIENCE! – RecklessPrudence

(#00294)

“This thing is full of crystals… and silver wire… is that a bird feather?”

“Can you fix it?”

“At this point, I can’t even tell what’s broken.” She tapped a crystal and noted a musical chime. Also that some connected crystals illuminated from within. “Hmnh…”

“That was an expensive noise…”

“I think I can figure it

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A corollary to Clarke's Third Law

Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don’t understand it. – RecklessPrudence

(#00293)

Through a series of unfortunately predictable events, they were now stuck in the middle of nowhere with inadequate camping supplies, a cubic meter of marshmallows, three idiots and a whole bunch of electronica that was out of their service area and therefore as useful as a meringue umbrella.

Miri didn’t bother listening to the arguments since they had got cyclical. What

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Another corallary to Clarke's Third Law

Any sufficiently advanced psychological warfare is indistinguishable from a hostile paranormal. –RecklessPrudence

(#00292)

It is possible to manufacture bad luck. All that is required are enough inside people. It may also be necessary to have a unified or unifying mythos to attribute such bad luck to.

Take, for example, the retaking of The-Mining-Station-In-The-Fifth-Orbital-Ring-Surrounding-Star-B198Y36SQ3(*) by its original human inhabitants.

The independent evolution of both psychological warfare and technomancy in an isolated environment is miraculous enough, but the fact that this was achieved

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Sound advice.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions. – RecklessPrudence

(#00291)

Rael had run out of the regular curses and was busy running through the extensive selection of historical ones.

“I was always fond o’ ‘poo bum wee willy willy tits’, meself.”

He startled and hit his head on the overhead. Of course Shayde found him. She always found him when he was up to his elbows in problems and especially didn’t need a Shayde-shaped

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A line from Pacific Rim.

“I’ve never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it.”


Curious to see what you do with it. – RecklessPrudence

(#00290)

At first, shortly after the Galactic Community realized humans could be occasionally useful, there was a great deal of prejudice.

Which is pretty normal, considering that generations of trepidation had gone into previously avoiding the

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Failure Modes

“Hilarious” is the failure mode for horror; “nonsense” is the failure mode for conspiracy; “stereo instructions” is the failure mode for SF. –RecklessPrudence

(#00289)

Wishing many happy luck fall on your head following purchase of Penumbra 3K Foraging scavenger vessel!

For program of soaring trail, open star tracings jar. Signal loved star arrival.

For vacuuming gather, open eat jar. Signal for eat debris.

For living air, open cloud jar. Signal for atomic cloud love.

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Hwell

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Because science is amazing.

Someone’s comments on this article.

And God said “Let there be light.”

And Man said “Oh I’ve got to figure out how he does that.”

And verily, did Man pull photons out of the screaming abyss.

Seriously, that’s amazing. Any day now I expect someone to march out of CERN wearing their labcoat over a wizard’s robe and announce that it turns out magic is real. – RecklessPrudence

(#00288)

She

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