a cat walks into a bar
me..OW!!!
One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
a cat walks into a bar
me..OW!!!
One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
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[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
Bad pun is bad.
So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum to see :)

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Read more »OKAY LISTEN:
if THIS POST gets reblogged 30+ times, i will buy the ebook and i will share it in multiple formats on a TBD location on the internet.
If it gets reblogged 100+ times, I will set up a separate tumblr for people to submit:
- their reviews (preferably including link to an actual review on the bn website)
- favorite excerpts.
- fanart
- fanfic
Suggestions for url accepted.
If it gets 500+ reblogs i will have to think of another thing.
okay
why am I laughing so hard
o thank god
I want more of this!
I always laugh so hard at these.
lolz
IMMEDIATE REBLOG EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP.
L.
Reblogging for my Da, who would probably love the shit out of this.






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False
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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
It’s back :)










COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
I’m at Tulio #2 idk about you guys
I laughed
Read more »What ingredients does it take to make you?
Leticia is made of tree bark, acid, and starlight. With a dash of AMERICA.
InterNutter is made of poison, papers, and Justice. With a dash of new school.
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THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY
This is perfection…
Omigob… what is air?
Read more »Seems about right to me
Yes—quite right.
I do not deny this.
And here I was thinking it was an excuse to count and sound like one was plotting murder at the same time ^_^
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my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy
I’d love to see that happen.
Read more »It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
I can’t stop laughing.



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How to Ents deal with trespassers?
They call the copse.
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