Female superhero puts her foot down and demands a practical costume. -- Knitnan
"Where's my costume?" asked Major Power, still in her civilian gear.
"It's in your locker."
"The only thing in my locker is a g-string bikini and a pair of ballet flats."
"Yup. That's your costume. Updated for market appeal." Mr Mann smiled genially. "It's for merchandising. The focus group doesn't lie."
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