"Hey there, you damn teuf!"/ Hey yourself filthy ape!
The two eyed each other, tension thick as treacle. Then a sudden laugh, the two hugged each other, the human grabbing his brothers head and giving the hellkin a noogie! "Stop being gone for so long and WRITE once in a while, you ass, I was worried!"/ Sorry, we were helping rebuild two temples the rockslide wrecked.
"C'mon, let's get a drink bro!" -- Anon Guest
As far as Hellkin went, Phil was remarkably easy-going. With the usual exception. If anyone called him 'Teuf', they were going to die. His adventuring crew were well used to that, and sided with him.
And then, to their mutual shock, someone called, "Oi! Don't write or anything ya damned teuf!"
They expected knives and blood. What they saw was a Human and Hellkin grappling and laughing until the Human had the Hellkin in a headlock. Vigorously grinding his knuckles between Phil's horns. "Get your hands off me you damned dirty ape," said Phil, but he said so... jovially?
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