http://haberdashing.tumblr.com/post/138651636069/fenrir-kin-meowjorie-my-christmas-gift-to -- Gallifreya
"I told you, I can only work with the spirits of departed people. Animal ghosts don't understand speech."
"Well something has to be done. I'm tired of getting woken up at dawn by all the honking!"
"I'm very sorry. All I can do for ghost geese is make them think it's winter so that they migrate. And that will exacerbate your vulnerability to head colds."
"Geese. Ghost fucking geese. How the hell does anyone get ghost geese?"
And that was when Maestro Leopold said exactly the wrong thing. "Murder most fowl?"
He didn't get paid for that gig.
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