Has there ever been an instrument more representative of humanity than the Zeusaphone? (I highly recommend checking out their Youtube page) – RecklessPrudence
“So… the Terran Exhibition.”
“Yeah, it’s docking next week. Should help defuse Silly Season for another month.”
‘Are you going?“
"Only with adequate shielding. I heard they have the Lightning Meisters playing with this circuit.”
“Lightning… I don’t think I’ve heard of them.”
“They play a Tesla coil.”
“Uh. Are we thinking about the same thing? Big generator of artificial lighting? Not a musical instrument at all, but rather an instrument of terror, testing and death?”
“Yup. They got music out of it.”
“You’re joking.”
“I have video proof.”
Together, they watched a figure in all-encompassing chain mail dance to the tune that the lightning made. Backed by a band in a cage.
“That’s horrifying.”
“That’s humans.”
“Are you going?”
“Hell yeah!”
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