There were others waiting for the feeding room doors to open when she got there. Large others. Brown-skinned ex-pets from maybe four years...
Read more »There were others waiting for the feeding room doors to open when she got there. Large others. Brown-skinned ex-pets from maybe four years ago, when the masters liked the brown-skinned ones to make their places prettier. Sahra slowed. Sometimes thrown-away pets could get mean. Mama said that every skin kind got their turn, sooner or later; and nobody liked going back to the grind when the masters were done. Because being pets was the good life.
One of them noticed her. “
temperpaints: tenaflyviper: sifinia: castalischiaro: tcmcgee: I've posted it once and I'll post it again. It should be a rule of...
I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again.
It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.
I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg
I will never not reblog vampire Kermit biting Vincent Price.
Oh fuck yeah!
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Random SPG headcannon
None of the heroes sung about by SPG actually die.
Captain Albert Alexander went to Atlantis (and got bullshittium youth treatments)
Rex Marksley was abducted by aliens
As was Jimmy Wright and Lilly Airheart
And they’ll all team up and adventure together in a future comic or album.
So ner.
Read more »Sahra stuck to the path the Masters had set her, wincing a little at the sharp bits she couldn’t work loose and into her cart. There...
Read more »Sahra stuck to the path the Masters had set her, wincing a little at the sharp bits she couldn’t work loose and into her cart. There was no light. Sahra expected none and was more than used to finding her way around by feel.
The inside of this tunnel was sharp and crumbly. It hurt her fingers to scrabble it loose on the floor, but it was better than hurting her knees and legs crawling over it. It smelled of
Songs I want to see covered by Steam Powered Giraffe and why: Title: Robot Parade (second song in the video)Original Artists: They Might Be...
So, how're those plotbunnies coming along?
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – RecklessPrudence
(#00298)
Walter had left his house unlocked. Everything inside was in more disarray than usual. There was no sign of Walter and, most alarming off all, the cage was empty.
The cage that contained possibly the most dangerous creature in the world. Correction, the cage that had contained, etcetera. Which meant that It must have got out.
Take a breath. Keep calm. Look at
Read more »Dear Followers:
I can’t help noticing that none of you are reblogging my own sad attempts at marketing this wonderful new book of mine:
Available soon in all good eBook stores everywhere. As soon as Smashwords approves it for Premium distribution.
So there’s a pic and a link for you. Feel free to create your own shill. Just try to avoid spoilers. Y'all want to win the attentions of new readers without giving the whole thing away.
ALSO:
I am
Read more »Death and Ding-Dong Ditchers
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Bonus points if you have Death be somewhat Pratchettian. – RecklessPrudence
(#00297)
“What is this? Another bubble-reality? Why is everything shades of black?”
“Aw fook,” growled Shayde. “This isnae a bubble. It’s a pocket.”
“There are pocket realities?”
“Aye, where d'ye think I keep all me shit?”
Rael glared at her. “Seriously.
Read more »Songs I want to see covered by Steam Powered Giraffe and why: Title: Pirates Who Don’t Do AnythingOriginal Artists: Veggie Tales (this...
It’s up! ...and 49 of you wonderful people have already found it with barely a peep of an announce! Thankyou! Now is the time to get...
It’s up!
…and 49 of you wonderful people have already found it with barely a peep of an announce! Thankyou!
Now is the time to get it and share it like it’s infectious. I am just about to spam the living snot out of it on twitter. I may even send a few asks to folks I’m cyberstalking following here on Tumblr.
I’m so nervouscited! EEEEEEE!
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Songs I want to see covered by Steam Powered Giraffe and why: Title: In My Own TimeOriginal Artists: Electric Light OrchestraImagined SPG...
ONE MORE DAY [violently refrains from doing a Les Mis filk] The masters showed her a map - a better one than they had for running her...
ONE MORE DAY
[violently refrains from doing a Les Mis filk]
Read more »The masters showed her a map - a better one than they had for running her through ore processing - and clipped a cable-holding thing into her harness. Sahra almost jumped into the tunnels, going as fast as she could until she got to a crossway and then, very quickly, bundling up some loops to hold in her less-useful hand. They wouldn’t yank her backwards so easy, this way.
Found this somewhere.
I know you can’t drink most alcohol, and I’m leery of too much of the stuff myself - but I can’t help but like this quote:
I ran screaming out of adolescence, and when I hit the border somebody gave me the legal right to drink. It’s all just finely tuned memory loss since then. – RecklessPrudence
(#00296)
“And why can’t such a fine lady as yourself go out dancing with
Read more »Dear Beta-Readers
Yes, I’m talking to you.
I have sent out an email with the details to acquire Book 2.
If you do not receive this email, please send me a message ASAP and we’ll try to work something out.
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