Depression Tips: Kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality
...Sounds more feasible than “just think positive!” -- RecklessPrudence
People around Lase would later swear that they all heard it when she snapped. A lifetime of hearing people say, "Just think positive," will do that to you.
"You know what?" she said. "I'm going to summon an Elder God, kill it, and drink its blood so I can rise above the need for mortal chemicals. It'll certainly be easier."
Dave, who suggested every other hour that Lase just think positive, backed away from her cubicle. "Geez," he said, "I was just trying to be helpful..."
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