via legallybored. cognitive dissonance at its finest
Can u not
Foreveroh my god
I dunno about anyone else, but I read all this as him saying, “I like to fuck virgins cause I know I’m a bag of wet shit in the sack.”
Oh, and he’s willing to say/do anything to get that virgin poon.
Nice.
Not.
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