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Hate

A 8-post collection

Dear people who have nothing better to do than put hate in other folks' inboxes:

There is a “block” button on tumblr for a reason.

If someone is saying something you don’t like on tumblr, you can block them. Of course, they can go on saying whatever they damn well please [which, as I understand, is a constitutional right in the USA where most tumblrites are] but the bonus is - if you block them, you never see it,

You can even attempt to report them for harassment.

That is, if you think ‘criticism’ is harassment, or 'standing up for themselves’ is abuse or other certain symptoms of being a special snowflake, then you can report… but the admins will probably ignore you.

FYI, the admins also tend to ignore reports of racist idiots by their victims, too. You get to play “who’s the most oppressed”! Yay! [Hint: if your skin’s paler than the aged pages of a book, it isn’t you]

And lastly, I am not a special snowflake. I am a purple monkey from the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Your arguments are therefore invalid. You have a very nice planet, but these h'yumin things keep mucking it up by pretending they know what’s right for every(one/thing) else.

Goodnight.

[PS: Of course I’m not talking about you.You’re obviously the kind of open-minded creative person that tumblr naturally attracts. Therefore, ignore this post.]

geekhyena: savagedamsel: mapsanddesirefrustrated replied to your post: I just I am so fucking skeeved out and I think... COSIGNED....

geekhyena:

savagedamsel:

COSIGNED. SEVERAL FIRES. WITH FLESH-CONSUMING ASBESTOS MONGEESE.

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Signed,

Geekhyena (who will donate fire-breathing sheep to provide said fires)

Signed, InterNutter. Who will supply a horde of rabid, flesh-eating plotbunnies to tear any remaining flesh apart.

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primwiththeducktail: dramallamapie: fieto: historyandlions: There you go, all the anons who tell people to go and kill themselves. It's...

primwiththeducktail:

dramallamapie:

fieto:

historyandlions:

There you go, all the anons who tell people to go and kill themselves. It’s pretty easy to find out your identity.

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Reblog. Reblog. Spread this.

Damn. That is some Sherlock shit.


Reblogging for everyone who gets Anon!Harassment.

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Dear Haters

You need to stop. Seriously. Anger destroys yourself, your family and the things you care for. While I understand that you have an innate fear/dislike of everything “different”, I have to impart some shocking news.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “NORMAL”.

There is “average”, which is a nebulous enough to encapsulate a group, but the “average” person is brown, a little under 6 feet tall, most likely bi and not christian. Shocker,

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ponyconfessions: You should all be really freaking ashamed of yourselves. #Thingsthosepeopleshouldn'thave: Beauty. So they can understand...

ponyconfessions:

You should all be really freaking ashamed of yourselves.

#Thingsthosepeopleshouldn'thave: Beauty. So they can understand what it’s like to be as ugly as their personalities are.

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Take good from the bad

The dog got out of the yard. I don’t know how. What I do know is that when I discovered the resultant mess, Chaos was out of the yard chatting with the Neighbour Who Loves to Complain™ and both Mayhem and the hound were nowhere to be seen.

I got Tessa inside and at least got a direction to look out of him. That was almost all the helpful he was. Only after I’d gone running up

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F*king Cashmas Carols

I usually refer to the Great Christmas Shopping Push from October to December as “Cashmas”. It isn’t the slightest bit about celebrating the holiday season, it’s about getting your money.

Buy a tree. Buy decorations. Spend a fortune on rellos you hardly ever see because it’s that time of year and you have to show them you care and why not use that credit card until it smokes?

Yeah. How about fuck off?

I

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