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A 42-post collection

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #23:

Turned into a bird’s nest

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

Today Peter V decided he’d hire an actual gardener to come in, after receiving a sternly worded complaint from Walter Guy Gary about being a scientist and not a gardener. I, however, was still instructed to be outside with the gardeners so that they knew how the garden was supposed to be set up.

Once again, to get into the outdoorsy spirit, I wore a nature-coloured fedora.

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All hats must be returned to nature.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #22:

Rabbit feeds it to the toaster

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Today was one of my more relaxing days. I only had some work to do in the afternoon and that was all that was scheduled for me, so I was given permission to sleep in. As a result, I also had time to sit down and have a more proper breakfast than I normally did.

I

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #21:

GG eats it

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Once again I had a rather average day. I worked on some upgrade designs for the robots, this time with the robots present so that I could ask them what they wanted in the next update to their chassis’. Needless to say, not many of the ideas were used, but I got a general sense of what they’re

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #20:

GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it

[prompt given by anonymous]

Dear diary,

I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.

I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #17:

Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.

Today I

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #16:

Hatchy’s hatch. Enough said.

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I honestly don’t know what happened today. I think Hatchworth accidentally went to sleep with his hatch open again. I don’t understand why he was programmed with the ability to sleep anyway, or why he decided to sleep during the day this time, but it happened, and we Walter Workers were scrambling to keep the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #15:

Matter Mistress Bunny (she’s *mean*)

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Bunny and I were badgered by a lot of twin questions today. I don’t know why, maybe somebody was recently informed of our twin-ness and got interested. Maybe a new employee was hired and pondered if anybody had ever asked us such weird twin-related questions before.

Either way, I was hoping my fedora would stay

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #14:

Hatchy ate it

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Today is Pi Day. Hatchworth misinterpreted this, as he had last year, to be Pie Day, which meant the manor smelled unusually nice today as dozens of pies were baked by the Hatchmeister himself.

To be quite honest, I thought my fedora was going to be safe today…

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When a fedora gets mistaken for a pork pie

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robotramshackle: davidmichaelbennett: ohpierre: davidmichaelbennett: Makeup done. Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in...

robotramshackle:

davidmichaelbennett:

ohpierre:

davidmichaelbennett:

Makeup done.
Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in pain. It’s not too terrible for holding a mirror above my head. The 10 foot rule right? Now let’s see how long I can stand before having to lay down again.

omg one of your eyebrows is eskew?

But duuuude if you have the cancel the show dude, do it, no one wants to see you flop over on stage. We would understand.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #13:

Wanda made it into a purse

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today I served as a bit of an escort for the members of the house who weren’t employees. Peter Walter V had called a meeting of sorts, I wasn’t told the details, and I was one of the people sent out to round everyone up into the living room to get the meeting started.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #12:

Rabbit gives it to the man living in the hedge maze and no-one’s brave enough to go try and get it back

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

We discovered today that the yard work wasn’t all done! We thought Gary and I had done a real good job with the weeds and the plant management, but it looks like we forgot about the hedges!

Once

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #11:

Steve Negrette’s dragon-locs

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear Diary,

Today, finally, we got a hang-out day. That’s a day where nothing is immediately scheduled out of the ordinary. We finished cleaning all of the labs out yesterday and the previous day, so that’s all done, so Steve is a little miffed he came over for no reason, so instead, he wished to putz around. I

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #10:

Paige throws it into the kazooland portal

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear Diary,

Today was another day in the lab. Normally with lab work I’m assigned to somebody I know, and normally I gravitate towards working with Sam, but today I have the pleasure of working with Walter Girl Paige in one of the technical labs.

Now um, maybe choosing blue matter colours for my fedora wasn’

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #9:

Matt manages to somehow plate it in metal in an attempt to make a new type of cymbal.

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear Diary,

Today was a rehearsal day, and Michael, Steve, and Matt came over early to help set up the rehearsal room and get the robots all ready for the long day of song programming and re-running they’d be having. Walter Girls Paige and Carolina

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