“‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, Senpai finally noticed me.”
Please support my friend in realizing the dream of people everywhere clutching a Euphoric Gentlesir body pillow at night.
Finally we can all get a nice guy we REALLY deserve. Throw away those asshole pillows!
A true Gentleman
The Body Pillow of your nightmares
I sense that this will arrive at my doorstep on April 1st.
tidecullernami this is exactly what you need in your life
Does it come with a variant where the Euphoric Gentlesir has that deshabille neckbeard that looks like a bunch of pubes migrated onto his face?
[I have needs, OK?]