perlites: martyrized: itsalburton: burning-yaungol: tumorhead: wacomaddict: maboroshinomerrygoround: "'In this moment, I am...

perlites:

martyrized:

itsalburton:

burning-yaungol:

tumorhead:

wacomaddict:

maboroshinomerrygoround:

“‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, Senpai finally noticed me.”

http://smashpansy.storenvy.com/collections/258080-all-products/products/13419384-euphoric-gentlesir-body-pillow-cover

Please support my friend in realizing the dream of people everywhere clutching a Euphoric Gentlesir body pillow at night.

Finally we can all get a nice guy we REALLY deserve. Throw away those asshole pillows!

A true Gentleman

The Body Pillow of your nightmares

I sense that this will arrive at my doorstep on April 1st. 

tidecullernami this is exactly what you need in your life

Does it come with a variant where the Euphoric Gentlesir has that deshabille neckbeard that looks like a bunch of pubes migrated onto his face?

[I have needs, OK?]