did you guys know about the Selfridges designer Minion line?
this mediocre sweatshirt is 175 pounds. that’s aproximately 270 dollars. that’s pretty ridiculous, but at least it’s relatively wearable if you work in a kindergarten. probably very comfy.
this white t-shirt? 50 pounds – 80 dollars for something that looks like merch you win at a movie theatre and maybe sleep in sometimes.
a ridiculous hat? 305 – that’s 475 dollars. for that fucking hat. with the sticky-out hair and everything. look at that thing.
it gets weirder, too. guess how much this awful headband is:
this headband that looks like it was made out of maccaroni by a disturbed 3-year-old? costs 420 pounds. that’s 650 dollars to look like you stuck googly-eyes on the infected tumors growing out of your head. so far this „couture“ looks like it’s supposed to exclusively appeal to very rich, very ironic twenty-somethings.
I’m gonna let you read the description for the final thing before you look at it, because… just:
it’s a minions dress, but they managed to make it sound pretentious.
wow. the elegance. the sophistication. the gross stenciled uniboob. so chic. totally worth the … 1,575 pounds??? 2,450 dollars for the most basic, meme-tastic dress ever. jfc Selfridges.
Remember those beanies you were gassing about?
Try flogging a few on etsy.