"I'm gonna need you to punch me in the face."
"I'm a little worried that you didn't ask for a reason..." -- OohLookShiny
"There has to be a reason?" said Magnus. "I mean, I like punching and fighting and stuff..."
"Yes," said Taako. "That is true. But listen. We're friends. You should at least pretend that it's some kind of moral quandary for you."
Magnus clearly did not understand. "How's that?"
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