A scientific analysis crew of aliens hire a human bodyguard. The human has a strange power over fauna, as in they become friendly/borderline domesticated like earth pets. The human is confused as it's happened in many planets/stations. Meanwhile the scientists are having trouble between making sure to get the data and make sure the human stays on as a permanent crew member.
Can we hear more about the changes in intergalactic schools? (And can two of them be the removal of perfect attendance "awards" and school lunches that even the most well behaved child can't choke down?)
Captain: "You have noting to worry about. Our only human crewmember is one of the nicest, sweetest humans you will ever meet."
Human: "I found my knives! Now, WHO THE HEY HIDE THEM FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?"
Alien witnesses true fear in the eyes of a band of country roughneck mercs in the form of a single raised eyebrow of the group's diminutive elderly "grandmother" figure. Grown warriors, men and women, who have charged into the maw of insanity cowed by a 98lbs octogenarian.
An idea for the humans/earth is space Australia. These aliens fight with their voice. But our songs are stronger. Opera singers? They cant even fathom, they just faint. Thought you'd have fun with it! Thank you -- Anon Guest
A alien crew hires a discount group of human bodyguards to protect them on a expedition to a heavily forested/jungled planet to research the planet life. Murphy's law happens and the alien crew find out they hired the human group that is , as a group, a hybrid of McGyver, John Wick, and the the A-Team.
"You have a darkness in you, that’s all too clear. You can imagine yourself doing terrible things. But that's just your imagination. For all the looming intimidation factor, when you act, I can tell you still have standards... however few they may be... and there’s some lines I’m certain even you would refuse to cross."
"Hrmph... You can't know that for sure..."
"I feel it. I have faith in you. Maybe not to always do the right thing, but at least to never do the worst thing."
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