https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scWkCJ8xDmI
Humans are one of the only species where Things like a Flashmob or something similar ever could happen.
Alien gets the feels OwO

Rules for Fighting Humans:

Rule Number 1: Dont fight Humans.
Rule Number 2: DONT FIGHT HUMANS !!
Rule Number 3: IF you fight Humans, aim for the Brain!
Rule Numb......: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage ....................... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chinese-Water-Torture is in the best cases extremely effective and in the worst cases useless against Humans. Its debatable.

Unsurprisingly Aliens of all species are not familiar with it and subsequently belong to the first Category.

youtube.com/watch?v=7KwzVus9xds 2:56

Humans love Alcohol. No Point in denying that. However, that just takes the Cake.

Aliens are mortified by that. Even other Deathworlders.

Once all of the child had a comfort item, it was time to pass those that remained to agitated adults.

“Misa thinks yous be good friend.”

I can already hear the screams of everyone who understands that joke.🔪😵

Haha hahahaha!!!!! That’s brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

The History of crashtest-dummys is one of Sheer Deathworlder Thinking. Instead of Doing the sane Thing and wait, till the Technology is safe enough, they relied in the past on test with Crash- test-dummys.

Fun fact: Aliens did Not know, thats the First Dummys where actually other Humans.

any day is a good day when you're not on fire
alien looks over nervously

There is a old myth among the Edge folk that the only thing that could stop an overly enthusiastic human from causing unwonted destruction is to command them using their full names. But in order to do so you must first find their secret name. Their "Middle" name!
And it must be true or why else would they have it hidden?

Humans always enjoy finding anyone they can have a "same hat!" moment with. This time, it was over "Livin on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.

@germanizacja Yes. Most definitely.

Someone from an Eyeball Planet experiencing a rotational planet. Or Vise versa...
Eyeball Planet; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOW3AormJc

"Just go out and do it, it's not that difficult."
"I mean, everything is difficult when you have anxiety, so yeah."

You don't need to be a sensitive alien to want to throttle someone with a clicker problem!

You are happily going about your day when you vanish in a puff of smoke. Suddenly you’re standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is hell, and we’re the demons, and you’ve just been summoned.

Hey mom, hey dad.
Glad to hear everything's going well back at home. Hope lil sis is still practising for her band tour. Everything here's good, except for one thing. My roommate is kind if the equivalent of a sentient space skunk. I mean, I don't blame them, but you know how strong my nose is! I bet it's not even that bad! So yeah, everything else is fine.
Love you guys,
Katie

And that was the day that they found a "havenworld" that was actually deadly to anyone not born there.

I imagine the first few times Humans encountered other species there where a few, biological problems. I mean, at least one persin must have touched something without testing it first.

You are a therapist who insists that all are welcome. This is why you now know the identities of both heros and villains.