There is a myth about the Shattering. It states that the Shattering was put into motion by one human, one that had seen the future.

I always belived that humans were these unstoppable beast, until i meet one of their infant.

When you have an interest, you have something to enjoy in the humdrum of daily life.

A scientific analysis crew of aliens hire a human bodyguard. The human has a strange power over fauna, as in they become friendly/borderline domesticated like earth pets. The human is confused as it's happened in many planets/stations. Meanwhile the scientists are having trouble between making sure to get the data and make sure the human stays on as a permanent crew member.

There always a foul-mouth human within every group, but when there a kid near by they put on a mask and they're the politest creature you ever met.

Can we hear more about the changes in intergalactic schools? (And can two of them be the removal of perfect attendance "awards" and school lunches that even the most well behaved child can't choke down?)

Captain: "You have noting to worry about. Our only human crewmember is one of the nicest, sweetest humans you will ever meet."
Human: "I found my knives! Now, WHO THE HEY HIDE THEM FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?"

The peppy one with beautiful blond hair is always in black and the one with died-black spikey hair is always in soft pastels.

Alien witnesses true fear in the eyes of a band of country roughneck mercs in the form of a single raised eyebrow of the group's diminutive elderly "grandmother" figure. Grown warriors, men and women, who have charged into the maw of insanity cowed by a 98lbs octogenarian.

Pretty pretty please.

"I believe there's something good in him."
"That's childish."
"So? Children can be right too."

Anonymous said:
An idea for the humans/earth is space Australia. These aliens fight with their voice. But our songs are stronger. Opera singers? They cant even fathom, they just faint. Thought you'd have fun with it! Thank you -- Anon Guest

Oohh. but what if they also resemble the caricature of you "as an alien", that you had done as a laugh, at the Fair on the way-station near the Zeta 5 shipping lanes, ...

or Zeus the Greek Gods being a family of famous mercenaries that lived on a mountain. and after a long forgotten war had settled down together to pursue their various interests.

"im sorry HOW was this created?"

"ok, two parts anti-matter, three parts tachyon particles. toss near the edge of the event horizon of a black hole, while slowly adding the core of a model 57chronos warp drive engine."

"uh-huh"
look into the perfectly stable portal

imagine meeting a species that displayed all their emotions via dermal colour displays. and how humans would react to them

A alien publish his work on "The human paradoxe", the fact that the universe is a more safer place since the most deadliest species are everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Q3i5w6-Ug
(Also, Why isn't this an legit anime!!!!)

Hot things run the gamut of colours. We have black hot, red hot, yellow hot and white hot in that order. And trust me, black hot can still cause 3rd degree burns

A alien crew hires a discount group of human bodyguards to protect them on a expedition to a heavily forested/jungled planet to research the planet life. Murphy's law happens and the alien crew find out they hired the human group that is , as a group, a hybrid of McGyver, John Wick, and the the A-Team.

"You have a darkness in you, that’s all too clear. You can imagine yourself doing terrible things. But that's just your imagination. For all the looming intimidation factor, when you act, I can tell you still have standards... however few they may be... and there’s some lines I’m certain even you would refuse to cross."

"Hrmph... You can't know that for sure..."

"I feel it. I have faith in you. Maybe not to always do the right thing, but at least to never do the worst thing."