Things I have to deal with to get One Leap Year of Instants ready for you:

  1. Firkin Windoze emulator


  2. Firkin MS Word 97


  3. Random insertions of fucking Helvetica in a Times New Roman document


  4. The decision to search manually and eliminate that shit, or reformat the entire fucking document and lose all my italics


  5. Sore wrists


  6. And less than ten sales…


I ache for you guys. Literally. Please remember this.