SO. For those of you who missed my Tumblr meltdown about it, here's what's happening:

• Beloved has purchased an account for me at Thorpe-Bowker. The ONLY place that actually sells legal ISBN's to anyone who needs them
• She also purchased one hundred ISBN's for me
• I freaked out about this
• BUT I also tentatively tried one
• A brownout caused my compy to shut down so I took my meltdown to bed
• Shocking nobody, I woke up at fuckoff in the morning
• Finished a chapter of ADT
• Another reason to freak out. Yay.
• So I give up and head to my main compy
• Check email
• Those ISBN's had insufficient funds
• And I just tried one out

So yeah. This is fine. Everything's fine. The world is on fire, but it was on fire yesterday. I'm fine. This is going to be fine.

DON'T PANIC

There will be a way, it's just not evident right now.

I have some chapters to record for my lovelies, and some books to at least start the migration process on. There's a stream for me to moderate later in the day and I need to actually look after my own health and welfare.

Story happening real soon now.