Challenge #04797-M048: How to Wrangle a Toddler

"Hi, I'm Pib! As a kid, hell, as a TODDLER, I gained a... bit of a reputation. Sadly, it's not unusual for human toddlers to sometimes have a kill count it seems. Anyhow, I'm here to teach you how to handle human toddlers aboard your vessels. So if your human friends have kids, you know how to be safe, and make sure things are safe for the kids, too!" -- Anon Guest

Parenting, according to Humans, is the act of preventing the wild little beast you put into your house from annihilating themself or others. Anyone who's seen a Human parental 'childproofing' their habitat would have to agree.

The instant a Human neophyte can move on their own, they explore. Which is where the danger comes in.

Some of the things they explore are: "Is that food?", "What's that feel like?", "Can I climb that?", and "Can I put this in that?"

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