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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the same fedora I wore on the first day of this terrible month.

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Perhaps the hats are fated to die…