Plague news: two new cases, both imports. Twenty-one cases total, eighteen in hospital. Aaaaannnnd MeMum is getting The Jab today.
Therefore, I am on call in case things go pants.
Today's Wordpress is going to be more of my Terrible Tiefling. I don't have to think too hard for that. Yay.
In the news:
- Delta strain conquering the UK
- Sportsman devalues Coca-Cola with some ill-chosen words
- Miley Cyrus strips on Instagram
- Writer euthenises her "pandemic dog" after owning it for six months
- Conspiracy that the jab spreads the plague has been debunked
- Anti-lockdown protestors in the UK chase a journo who was covering the protest. No wonder they're rife with plague over there
- Polar fleece can kill your babies
- Cashier in the US killed over mask dispute
- ScoMo saw the Queen on the finale of his "suck up to Mother" tour
- Don't use the glasses in hotel rooms, they're nasty
Onwards to nonsense.