Hard to explain: basically this post. -- Anon Guest
[AN: I see the Terry Pratchett quote in that post. GNU.]
"So. You know about werewolves, right? Terrible curse, full moon, murder and devastation and all that shit?"
"I... think so. Um. Why are you leading me into your basement?" Gria grew increasingly alarmed as Thom lead her downstairs. "Why is your basement door made out of metal?" And from there to inside, "Why are there chains on the wall?"
"Babe... I'm a werewolf, okay? Aaanndd... every full moon I turn into like four hundred pounds of bloodthirsty destruction." Thom did not get the reaction he expected to this confession.