If at first you don't succeed, use a bigger hammer. -- Anon Guest
Thackians believed in hammers. Most societies prefer to believe in things which could not be proven to exist or not exist, but Thackians believed in hammers. Most importantly, they believed that there were few problems that the right kind of hammer couldn't solve.
This has caused much confusion amongst others. At least until Linguistics Professor Gorx decided to spend some time with them and analyse their usage and history of the tool.
Once they got there, and passed the barrier of distrust, LingProf Gorx found the most astonishing thing.