[Title: Words you learn to dread hearing. #1.] "I was only..." -- Knitnan
[AN: Once again I have to remind my dear readers that I don't usually pay attention to the titles of your prompt posts. Doing this sort of thing throws off my rhythm and I've already had a crowded day today]
Humans. They do all kinds of hazardous things without thinking about it. Playing gravity games and forgetting that other beings find these unnerving. Singing songs about death and murder before realising what they are singing at the time. And now... there was this.
The human had taped a relatively blunt knife to one of the cleaning droids. And affixed two 'angry eyes' to the top of its chassis. And then they set it loose.
"I was only playing a prank," was the slightly offended defence. "It's funny."