Help Me Sleep

A 1-post collection

SleepPhones Headphones

SleepPhones Headphones

See this thing?

I want this thing.

I want this thing SO bad because I have enough sleep issues to keep every periodicals section in every library in the world fully stocked for the rest of eternity.

Ideally, I would love to get the wireless version, because that means I won’t run the risk of strangling myself in my sleep with the cords.

I currently have $33 in my Paypal account because of my book sales. I need $100 to get the wireless ones. And then I need postage and handling fees on top of that.

I AM SO DESPERATE FOR A DECENT NIGHT’S SLEEP THAT I’M WILLING TO GET THE WIRED ONES AND RISK STRANGULATION.

Two more book sales and I could do it.

This is why I’m madly imploring all of y'all to help me sell my works. [ http://bit.ly/1hWjCxE ]

600+ people downloaded Hevun’s Rebel for free. If ALL of them bought the rest of the trilogy, I would have no worries at all in getting this. Or paying off the damage to my car. Or maybe even some bills.

What do I need to do to sell some GD books?