"[Blank] can't expect us to just cry on command, " Person A muttered. They got a sniffle in reply and when they glanced over the tears were already streaming down person B's face.
"Are you serious?" Person A said.
Person B just grinned at them and choked back a fake sob. -- OohLookShiny
"They don't have much experience with women," Human Jori reminded them. "They operate based entirely off of entertainments, which are full of... regrettable stereotypes."
"Which is why we're wearing pink dresses and fake ponytails?" asked Les.
"I did my best. Honestly. Y'all still look like space marines playing dress-up."
"We are space marines playing dress-up," protested Sam.