"Would you let me decide already. Are you my eldritch patron from beyond the stars or are you my DM?"
"Kinda both." -- RecklessPrudence
The people around the table erupted in laughter. Karel giggled a little bit herself. "Yeah, I'm playing all the fucking gods in this game, and the big bad terrifying threat, so... yeah. I better get some respect from you assholes."
"And mountain dew," added Ferni.
"Well, duh. Of course mountain dew. That's what runs my magnificent brain and all. So. Pal. You're faced with the choice between your love and your life. Save him, and pay with ten years off of your life. And you know he doesn't like older men."
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