Reasons why I need all of you to buy my books:

  1. My internet has crapped out yet again and I’m using my Beloved’s iPhone and precious data to post this

  2. New air conditioner >$600

  3. New floor for master bedroom ~$700

  4. Recently paid rates bill <$800

  5. Average cost of a book cover <$400

As you can see, I kind of need you to buy generously.