(potential prompt) What's a Faiize?

Faiize are a gengineered species designed to be a better, bells-and-whistes-rich version of the popular Wave of The Future product known as Cleaners.

Cleaners, of course, resembling labrador-sized blue slugs.

The Faiize were designed, according to their sales shill, to be largely self-sufficient and capable of solving elementary problems. And, as a bonus, they can get into places regular Cleaners can’t reach. They were alleged to have no more than an Augment’s level of cusp-cognisence and were therefore legal to own, rent and trade.

Of course, this all went to hell due to the events chronicled in RTFM, when it was discovered that the Faiize were more intelligent than their creators had let on and, worse, their parent company was playing an elaborate shell game in a vain attempt to conceal this fact from ruinous discovery.