How I have felt, on occasion.



Critical system Error at WhattheflyingF.exe
Restoring brain from backup. – RecklessPrudence


“You broke him!”

“Nah-uh. You broke him!”

“You’re the one who told him the fifth pun!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

Billie the Walter Girl sighed and reached for the Number Five hammer. About thirty PSI seemed about right.


“Somebody told a pun,” complained The Spine as he rebooted.

“Yeah, your logic circuits can’t take too many of those,” said Billie. “Gentlebots, do try to limit yourselves to no more than three puns per show in future.”

“What happens at the third pun?” asked Rabbit.

“Well,” said The Spine, “I hit you.”

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