There are many unspoken laws across the galaxy. Don’t provoke a calm man. Fear the wrath of a protective mother. Don’t take any of Human Girth's drinks. Ok maybe not that the last one but it only applies to one ship. -- Anon Guest
Welcome aboard the Poke And Run, do not accept beverages from the Ship's Human. You do not want to know why. Even though we know you'll say you do. The usual rules of space travel apply: never ask what can go wrong, because it will. Never state how things could be worse. Never go for EVA without checking your suit, always have a roll of ductape, and don't ask a Human about their special interests unless you want to be adopted.
There's more, but you already know them. Yes. You want to know about Human Girth and their beverages. Don't say we didn't warn you.
"Oh hey. New hire, right?" The Human is like most Humans. Large, hairy, prone to displaying their teeth. Like many of them, the gender dimorphism present may not match their gender identity, so 'they' or 'ze' will work until they make their preference known. "You want the kitchen tour plus Girth's Beverages Tutorial."
Trust us, you do not want Girth's Beverages Tutorial.