"We do this every month, and it always ends the same way!"
"But I'm telling you it shouldn't! We change every variable every time."
"But never the most important variable -- YOU!" -- Anon Guest
The wizard Narbic Parvin Charm boggled at the heroes. "So I just have to sit and wait like a bump on a log while you do all the complicated things to open the unopenable door?"
"That's looking like the shape of it," said the leader of the team of heroes. "We're the kind of people who go everywhere and do the heavy lifting for everyone."
"Including lifting heavy coin purses," said the team rogue. "We can lighten your load real easy."