EUREKA!
Which is greek for "This bath is %*£&ing cold!" -- Gallifreya
"I thought it meant, 'hand me a towel'."
"I heard it was, 'there's a cockroach in the bath'."
"No, no, no. It really means, 'is my time up already'."
Shayde, gloomily watching her joke plummet like a leaden balloon that was currently on fire, tapped the countertop for another fudge sundae. "What goes around comes around," she sighed. "And this one went around so often it's no' a joke any more."
"I told you not to do it again," said Rael.
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